(By Eric Rood) – Sometimes, a team (aptly named Bad Decisions Racing) race a GM U-body minivan in the 24 Hours of LeMons. And sometimes, that van blows a transmission line three minutes before the end of the race at Barber Motorsports Park. Then sometimes, a Toyota Celica onboard camera catches the smoky, body-cladded mess that ended the race under yellow flags. And if you’re lucky, one of those Celica’s team members dubs the capture to “Thus Spake Zarathustra.”

Epic.

(Hat-tip to Andrew Pickhard and Apocalyptic Racing)