(By Greg Rourke) – Christopher Garza has a new Hellcat Challenger. He also has an injured veteran friend. Chris wanted to cheer up his friend, and the only thing he could think of was to take him for a ride in said Hellcat. At oh, say, 158 MPH on the Indiana Tollroad.
Things were going well until they blew past a marked Indiana State Trooper police car. Sorta went downhill after that.
Ol’ Chris got taken to the graybar motel, and his Challenger got impounded (sounds like the basis for a country music song, no?) His friend was cheered up. Chris regrets nothing.
Tried to write a country tune but what rhymes with Idiot? 🙂
You know, it would cheer me up if a friend (who can afford a new car) went to jail for me…. instead of what normally happens.
Too bad he couldn’t at least have been clocked at 160. For bragging rights…