This 1976 Monte Carlo Custom Cloud Is The Vehicle A Wealthy Dave Nutting Would Cruise In An Alternative Universe


This 1976 Monte Carlo Custom Cloud Is The Vehicle A Wealthy Dave Nutting Would Cruise In An Alternative Universe

In the event that Dave Nutting were to discover oil on his (already) Monte Carlo filled property in Massachusetts and he came into unlimited wealth, the first thing he would do would be to hunt down a 1976 Monte Carlo Custom Cloud. I can see him driving this car around, taunting all the “peasants” (he’d definitely call the rest of us peasants) and just openly flaunting his wealth by doing things like buying an extra large sandwich from Subway only to throw away a large portion of it that was uneaten. He’d seriously do that, the man would be insufferable. While Dave’s bizarre, unyielding, maniacal enthusiasm for the Chevrolet Monte Carlo has thus far skewed to the later 1980s, there’d be no way for him to resist these big round headlights and that comically large hood ornament.

These cars were made in very limited numbers (shocking?!) so the fact that there are two of them for sale on eBay right now is wild. We don’t think they made a hard top version and all of the “Custom Clouds” were drop tops. There are no photos of the underside of the beautiful creation so we have no idea if the chassis was braced up pretty well after the roof was removed or not. Should we just default to “or not”? The seller is looking to get $25,000 for this car which is the kind of money that rich Dave Nutting would not blink at. He’d throw the guy $26,000 and instruct him to get a haircut with the extra money. He’d roll very, very hard indeed.

There’s a wheezing 350 under the hood although the photos seem to indicate the engine bay is actually a black hole that consumes light when the hood is open and the interior looks as though you’d want to take some sort of immune system booster before actually making contact with it. Dave’s into that, so it wouldn’t slow him down at all.

Nutting, you better start shooting the ground like Jeb…this thing is your destiny.

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CLICK HERE TO SEE THE AD FOR THIS 1976 MONTE CARLO CUSTOM CLOUD


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5 thoughts on “This 1976 Monte Carlo Custom Cloud Is The Vehicle A Wealthy Dave Nutting Would Cruise In An Alternative Universe

  1. Chevy Hatin' Mad Geordie

    Dave Nutting?

    More like total nutter – for only a total nutter would want this absolute barf-wagon!

    Time to get out the keyboard cleauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgggggggggggggggh – too late!

    Thank you BarfShift!

  2. anthony

    You would actually be hard pressed to gind a convertible! Ive never seen that,maybe one of Nuttings mentors got happy with a sawzall?

  3. mooseface

    Buy it now Dave!
    Forget about your granny-cruiser Monte and get the Scrooge McDuck Montebags!

  4. BeaverMartin

    I don’t know why, but I kind of want to see Chip Foose overhaul it. I think he might could make it cool. Might take an entire season of overhauling though.

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