This Craigslist Ad For A Beat Up Old F150 Shop Truck Is Perfection – Gotta Read It


This Craigslist Ad For A Beat Up Old F150 Shop Truck Is Perfection – Gotta Read It

Huge thanks to BangShifter Josh Cook for directing our attention to this absolute hunk of Craigslist perfection in the form of an ad for an old shop truck. The rusty, tired, and hard worked F-150 has been lovingly dubbed “Truck Norris” by its seller and frankly the things that most normal humans would see as a deficiency, this guys manages to make downright bad ass sounding. Think we’re kidding?

Read this –

HERE’S THE FULL TEXT OF THE AD IN CASE IT GOES AWAY!

Finally decided to sell my old shop truck. Ancient scholars have dubbed it Truck Norris – a name it earned over years of punishing abuse and neglect which it not only took in stride but actually seems to thrive on. I believe it runs purely on this (that and ridiculous amounts of fuel – the straight 6 while bulletproof is NOT fuel efficient). It is more like 90% Abrams tank and 10% Ford truck. It rides rough, turns wide, can survive multiple missile strikes (probably), and blasts all enemies into oblivion leaving them in a rusty pile on the side of the road. It can haul anything including but not limited to SUV carcasses.

The good: runs & drives no matter what, comes with lighting rims & stock rims, INVICIBLE.

The bad: brakes suck because nothing stops Truck Norris, steering loose because no one can wrangle Truck Norris, leaks fluids – deal with it, has rust – battle tested, hood wont open or shut properly because no mortal man is worthy of the glory that lies beneath.

If you think your man enough for Truck Norris (you aren’t) bring $1000.00 and its yours. Offers not accepted. $999 will not buy it. Tire kickers will be sliced by rust. Boys without their wives approval will tremble in fear at its presence. Scammers will be roundhouse kicked into oblivion. The brass knuckles of opportunity are knocking but are you man enough to answer?

Being totally serious – best truck I have ever owned and I wont let it go for less.

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL CRAIGSLIST AD FOR TRUCK NORRIS 


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3 thoughts on “This Craigslist Ad For A Beat Up Old F150 Shop Truck Is Perfection – Gotta Read It

  1. Tank

    This is what happens when Chevy guys get their hands on their first Ford….they are all this good truck Norris and all his brothers

  2. cap'n fast

    and look at the collection of all the take off parts from the repairs over the years. who says truck norris does not take prisoners.

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