Car Wash Comedy Videos: A Collection of Hilarious Car Bath FailuresBy Brian Lohnes Posted 12/04/09
We've found a collection of hilarious videos showing people failing miserably at washing their cars. There's wreckage, carnage, and even a demonic wash hose that tries to take out two guys and a Jeep. It's hard to imagine that scrubbing a car off can produce these results, but here you go.
Imagine if you will, a car wash so agressive and terrifying that two grown men are powerless to harness its power. These two unfortunate souls showed up to wash their yellow Jeep but instead found themselves getting their asses kicked by a hose and water. Seriously.
Apparently working at a car wash is inherently dangerous business because of people like the driver in the video. Filing this insurance claim must have been very interesting.
This video appears to come from Europe. We say that because of the long license plate on the car. This driver must have had something very scary happen inside his car while he was sitting in the middle of the automated car wash. Why else would he get out? Our favorite part is when the driver walks off camera covered in foamy soap. There is no limit to human stupidity.
Who could have known that automated car washes that require the vehicle to sit still while the wash rig moves back and forth would be so confusing and so destructive? We're not sure what the hell came over the driver of this Suburban when he opened his door and made a move for his windshield wipers, but we do know he regretted doing it seconds later. Car wash angry! Car wash smash!
Here's the capper. This video, research tells us, is of an old man who got tired of waiting to have his car pulled into the car wash and flipped out. This guy goes totally nuts and manages to wreck both ends of his car, crash an innocent victim, and attempt to destroy the very car wash that was about to tidy up his automobile. Luckily no one appears to ger hurt, but this guy completed loses it and his car is the one that bears the brunt of his nuttiness.
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Written by BangShift Forum Admin Dec 04 2009
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That last one is crazy.
An Electrician that worked here when I first moved here had a good one about his wife. She's Peruvian, right out of Peru, well educated, black belt in martial arts, etc. And she took her Explorer to the local automatic car wash here in Ely and for some reason she openned the door to the SUV. The machine came back towards the door, and unlike the guy with the Suburban in the blog, the machine must of had some kind of pressure sensor and stopped moving when it hit the door, BUT it did not stop spraying the soap and water! It sat there spraying her and the inside of the Explorer until it was done with that cycle, haha. Apparently to top it off, she was wearing a white dress and goes storming into the Shell Station soaked and yelling in Spanish. Also apparently the Electrician slept on the couch for a week for laughing hysterically at her when he got home and heard about it.