Not BangShift Approved: A PT Cruiser That is Supposed to Look Like a CatBy Brian Lohnes Posted 02/08/10
This is a true automotive abomination. Combine the lame-ass PT Cruiser with large fiberglass appendages in an effort to make it look like a cat? Congrats, you have managed to create the worst looking vehicle in America. Have some freaking self respect! Driving a car around that has a massive tail attached to its rear? If the owner of this heap is male, we're pulling his man card.
Imagine dropping off your kids for school in this pile. You'd be the subject of a Lifetime movie about your kids divorcing you. Imagine meeting a nice girl at a drinking establishment and offering her a ride home. You exit, approach your vehicle, and then she'd blast you with pepper spray after catching a load of your cat-mobile.
Hell, our three year old son was with us when we zapped these photos. Seconds after we finished, he looked at us and said, "Daddy, can we get out of here?" Hell yes we can son!
Have you seen anything worse than this? We haven't.
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Written by Birdman Feb 09 2010
Um...am I the only one that realizes that this vehicle is advertising a business? About cats?
Really, this is no different than the VW Beetles that have been 'customized' over the years for the Truly Nolen pest control co. that look like mice. Always thought those were pretty neat. Unlike this.
Written by mrocketscience
Feb 09 2010
Borat want to know: "This car come with Pussy Magnet, yes?"
Written by BOOOGHAR
Feb 09 2010
thats meowtastic - what would be even worse is if the owner of the car has kids - "ok billy, time to go to school, i'll drop you off on my way to the cat parlor" - "uh thats ok mom, i'll walk"
Written by Remy-Z
Feb 08 2010
Epic "pussywagon" [b]FAIL.[/b]
Written by std
Feb 08 2010
[quote author=ollie link=topic=19700.msg368777#msg368777 date=1265671014]
It's the beige bar of soap cars that destroy your soul [/quote]
Wow, that's one of the best lines I've read here in a while
Written by Not A Duster
Feb 08 2010
[quote author=ollie link=topic=19700.msg368777#msg368777 date=1265671014]
I love to hate this pt loser but I still like it when people put their own personal mark on vehicles. I don't get the donk box thing at all and most low riders look gimpy to me, but I'd rather they were out there than not. It's the beige bar of soap cars that destroy your soul, not hilariously bad themed vehicles like this...at least I got a laugh out of it....
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Now [i]that's[/i] a great attitude.
Written by Rebeldryver Feb 08 2010
[quote author=emteea link=topic=19700.msg368680#msg368680 date=1265660343]
what in hell could they possibly be asking for a purchase price?
Could you imagine that CARFAX report?
...customized by Moe's Auto Body, Aug 2002 with the expressed stipulation that owner, Ima Douchebag, never divulge where the work was done.....
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Were you expecting tasteful customizing from the town cat lady? ::) ::)
Written by ollie
Feb 08 2010
I love to hate this pt loser but I still like it when people put their own personal mark on vehicles. I don't get the donk box thing at all and most low riders look gimpy to me, but I'd rather they were out there than not. It's the beige bar of soap cars that destroy your soul, not hilariously bad themed vehicles like this...at least I got a laugh out of it....
Written by IRONHEAD
Feb 08 2010
more than likely a low miles car that wasn't used much.. and easy to get back to normal..
and cheap..
a little paint on the hood, clean the paint of the grill
[quote author=Birdman link=topic=19700.msg369200#msg369200 date=1265754146]
Um...am I the only one that realizes that this vehicle is advertising a business? About cats?
Really, this is no different than the VW Beetles that have been 'customized' over the years for the Truly Nolen pest control co. that look like mice. Always thought those were pretty neat. Unlike this.
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So Birdman likes mice and hates cats......