There truly are not words to describe how heinous, wrong, nightmarish, and awful this “1962 International” is. We have no idea what in the hell the guy that glued it together was trying to achieve, nor do we have an idea of how he got the idea to graft a pretty cherry looking 1962 International truck cab with a Pontiac Grand Am and Oldsmobile Alero parts. Lest you think that the vehicle is perfect aside from looks so horrid it may literally repel a car crusher, the air conditioning isn’t working properly. A deal breaker for sure.
Some of the wording in the ad is priceless. Gems like, “ has every optional that a car could have,” which apparently includes the option of being a vehicle that Megasaurus, the car eating dinosaur shit out. Or this one, “every light works as well as new cab lights allready has grandam door handles installed and work great.” The door handles work? Praise the Gods! I was hung up on buying or not but when I was informed that I’d easily be able to climb into a vehicle designed by meth heads on a five day binge, it closed the deal. The A/C is low on freon, most likely because the guy who built this thing was huffing it like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.
Thanks to Jon for the tip…we think.
There are no more words. Here are the photos and the ad link is below.
Who else is openly praying that this is a Photoshop job?
Ad Link – The shittiest looking heap ever on Craigslist
