While Brian and I cannot carry a tune in one of Brian’s dream dump trucks, we can hum a Christmas tune with the best of them. We’re going to ask you to do the same, as we present to you The 12 Days of Christmas, BangShift Style. We’ve decided that it’s okay if BangShift.com Re-Writes The 12 Days of Christmas, as long as we do it with the spirit on Christmas in our hearts, and 30 weight in our veins. Below we’ll show you the original words, and the BangShift version as well. You can also click on any of the stuff we picked to include in our 12 days of Christmas, BangShift Style.

Remember, there are 12 days of Christmas and we’ll be adding the appropriate verse each day until we reach the 12th Day on Christmas. Have suggestions? Better ideas? Let us know in the comments section below.

Hummm along folks…

Here is the original.

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eleven Pipers Piping, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, twelve Drummers Drumming, eleven Pipers Piping, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

The BangShift version.

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two Fuel Pumps and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three Holley Carbs, two Fuel Pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

 

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eleven Months of Racing , ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, twelve Buddies Thrashing, eleven Months of Racing , ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

(Photo courtesy of Hot Rod Magazine)