NEWSFLASH – Chad and I are both mentally children. Sure we strike you as the buttoned up, formal, locked down kind of professionals you’d expect to find editing phone books but we’re really just 13-year old kids trapped in men’s bodies. Take this photo for example, which is in desperate need of a caption. We were at the Nugget car show during Bonneville Speed Week and while walking back to the crap ass rental car that we hid in the corner of the lot, I saw the big generator looking deal on the other side of the parking area. We knocked over some old ladies and may have tripped an ancient guy that was scuffling along, but we just had to get a better look at this SCHWING on wheels.
Chad took the opportunity to pose for the photo below and it is only right that we honor his respectful and demure posture. Were people watching us do this? Oh yes. Did we care? Hell no.
Who has more fun than us?
CAPTION THIS PHOTO!
You’re right Brian …. that’s not eighteen inches!
Hey Brian! Check out my new tool!
“You don’t gotta thing if you ain’t got that SCHWING! That’s what SHE said.
My mind is racing with Wayne’s World lines! Claudia Schiffer, we salute you!
“Legend” in his own mind!!
ahahahahaha – “Sure we strike you as the buttoned up, formal, locked down kind of professionals”
Schwing batter batter..Schwing
It’s a generator? So: “Schwing: we get your juices flowing!”
Captain Obvious and his new tool.
“Chad’s World..Chad’s World” It’s Party Time .. It’s Excellent !!
Note it says Legend right there on the battery. Coincidence? I think not. It knew what was up.
The angle of the dangle is directly related to the “schwing” of the ding!
The belly is the “legend”.
Complete with an explosion warning on the end!
The little blue pills being inadequate, Chad rented a crane…
LMAO!
He graduated from Schwinn’s – now he’s a Schwinngger in his old age.
LS motor with twin turbos.
YEAH BABY
I used to work construction and laughed like crazy when a pump-crete truck would show up. Seems like the only 2 companies that made these things were Schwing and Putzmeister.
This photo was snapped milliseconds before BangShiftChad suddenly paused and broke into an impromtu impersonation of Jimmy Durante screaming…”And you goils tot ma nose was big”. Amidst the screams and fainting, Chad was seen running while the words ” STOP THIS IS THE POLICE ” echoed from behind.
See, I told you…..
BangSchwing.
The Legendary SHWING of BangShwinger Chad Reynolds.