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The Worst Email I Got This Week: An Invitation To The Taiwan International Fastener Show (I’m Serious)


The Worst Email I Got This Week: An Invitation To The Taiwan International Fastener Show (I’m Serious)

Chad and I have been kicking this idea around for a while because we both get scads of off the wall junk into our email every week and some of it is downright hilarious. Because we’re men of action around here, I decided that it was time to pull this train out of the station and crack open my in-box so you can see what kind of junk we get hammered with. Now the majority of it just gets deleted, but some like this one are so good….so, so, so very good that I hold onto them and now I’ll be sharing at least one of these messages with you each week. It could be fan mail, hate mail, or something like what you see below.

For the record, before I received this email I was woefully deficient in knowledge of the existence of a Taiwan International Fastener Show. After getting the email, I still have no idea what it is but it is probably the reason why the bolts you get at the store now can be bent by telekinesis let alone while actually fastening things together. So what happens at the Taiwan International Fastener Show? Beyond the wild sex, insane parties, guest appearances by B-level celebs, and shots of alcoholic beverages distilled from stuff like snake venom, I’m thinking that some bolts get sold.

I know one thing for sure. I will not be there to see it.

Behold, readers. Behold the power we wield. Invited to Taiwan, even!

 


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6 thoughts on “The Worst Email I Got This Week: An Invitation To The Taiwan International Fastener Show (I’m Serious)

  1. Scott Liggett

    What’s not to like? Fly 12,000 miles to the other side of the planet to see a giant convention filled with bolts and nuts. Sit in on symposiums while they discuss bolts and nuts. Don’t forget free Mai Tai’s and almost free Tai hookers. Maybe you will be able to see a public caning as well. All for a trip that you can write off your taxes too!!

  2. Sumgai

    To be honest, I would go if I was in the area. Could be some cool stuff and you might learn something. Expos are always a good time. I went to the 2013 Gulf Defense Exhibition in Kuwait last year and it was AWESOME. Everything you could ever want to outfit your growing militia, from guns to jet fighters. And the free stuff!

  3. C1BAD66

    ‘Liked the phrase, “fastening up your clients” (is a bondage seminar available?) and the term, “industry cluster”. ‘Bet it is…

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