Not everyone marches to the same drum. Some like big diesel trucks, some like pimped out vans, some like farm equipment. But let’s suggest, for a second, that your tastes are for the weird. Like, really weird. You have some performance leanings; handling must be good and acceleration must be decent. And if it’s a convertible or roadster, all the better. I know I’ve narrowed it down closely, but I’ve managed to find a car for you, you special little flower.

This MG Midget is certainly a 1970’s custom, from the Vector wheels to the metric ton of fiberglass bodywork. Fender flares are as wide as the bell-bottom jeans were, and that Porsche-inspired whale tail can collect enough rainwater to fill a small pool up for your kids. The Volkswagen (we think) grille and square headlights really set off the front end, but some repair might be needed for the hole in the front air dam. Wait, what? That’s on purpose? Oh. Uh…whoops.

Underhood is a Ford V6 of indeterminate origin, though a good guess would be the Cologne 2.8 from a Mustang II. While the MG is light enough that it does count as an upgrade, we’ll take the bet that a serious going-through will be needed before this car gives you fever of any kind, disco or not. Actually it might give you a fever, one that hasn’t been seen by medical science yet. Better take care.

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(Thanks to Ron Ward for the tip!)