Ok, so we’re running a blog item about a damned Geo Prism, but give us a second and you’ll be on board with it…we think. This is obviously not a stock GEO Prism, because if it was the only way it would be on BS was if it had served as monster truck fodder or if it had been stuff full of thermite grenades and blown to kingdom come. This GEO is a nefarious sleeper that we fell in love with even though the car and the motor certainly aren’t objects we’d normally give a second glance to.

BS’er Scott Brown tipped us off to the photos of the machine, which depict a run down, junk ass looking Prism with a Dora the Explorer window shade, some “student driving” decals on the deck lid, and mismatched wheels. It looks like every other mid-1990s horrendous shitbox barfed out by factories foreign and domestic in that era. Things get good shortly after when we see the motor, which is a turbocharged Toyota four banger. When looking at that photo we noticed what we thought was a nitrous nozzle and sure enough, there’s a tandem of tanks mounted behind the drivers seat (which is a Kirkey racing unit).

Exhaust is routed out of the front end of the car, which could be a tell to some people, but we’re guessing that the turbo kills enough noise that the car isn’t loud enough to raise a lot of suspicion…unless people start asking about that turbo whistle. This thing should haul some ass and NO ONE would see it coming. The domestic guys will crap all over it and the import guys are embarrassed to even see the thing sitting close to their cars. It is automotive leprosy. That’s the perfect sleeper formula to us! We’d love to pound on this car!

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