Welcome to The Violation Game! It’s a new regular feature on FreiburgersJunkyard.com, celebrating the tasteless, the gaudy, and the just plain horrific things that people do to cars. Are we in bad form for making fun of guys enjoying their cars? Yes! Do we care? No! There’s just too much fun in it. Call us the Mr. Blackwell of automotive taste.
As our first victim, witness this poor Dodge van. Wow. Look hard and you’ll see that there’s a LOT of work in this thing, from the stretched nose to the stretched wheelbase to the droopy fender flares. Please don’t overlook the chopped, two-level top or the fastback rear half that, if we must admit it, almost has something going for it.
It’ll be hard to top this one in future episodes of…The Violation Game. Play along, won’t you?