We happened to stumble into a page on CarBuyingTips.com that lists a LOT of funny acronyms for car brands. We’ve all heard Fix Or Repair Daily or Move Over People Are Racing, but that link holds countless others that we have never heard before. Here are our top 11 favorite unusual acronyms for cars.
Which one is your favorite?
11) Kia: Hummer: Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
10) Pontiac: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
9) Saleen: Some AristocratsLove Every Expensive Novelty (something tells us they cleaned up the “A”)
8.) Ford: From Our Reject Department
7) Maserati: Must Also Suggest Extra Rope and Towing Implements
6) Mopar: Motor On Pavement After Race
5) Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
4) Porsche: Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
3) Saab: Swedish Automobiles Always Break Down
2) Subaru: Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
1) Kia: Korean Imitation AccordHummer: Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
What no fiat? Fix it again tony
Or,Found In Any Toilet. 😀
lotus….lots of trouble usually serious.
Lotus: Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Wow just missed out with being first with that one!
MOPAR
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Massively Over Powered And Respected
Chevy
Created Hopelessly Every Vintage Year
Honda CRX
Concealed Rice Xplosion
Honest Officer, no drugs aboard
All Makes Combined
Company Has Recommended You Should Learn Engine Repair
I AM NOT A RACIST, but funny is funny.
Pontiac; Poor Old N*^#@r Thinks It’s A Cadillac.
Ford; Fxxkin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge.
Ford; First On Race Day. . . Hard to beat the classics.
Ford backwards- Drivers return on foot
Fix – It – Again – Tony has always been my favorite
ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America
AMC
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks
These are from a website with MANY more:
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/car_acronyms.asp
MOPAR
My Old Pig Aint Runnin
FORD
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
GTO-
Gas
Tires
Oil
made of plastic and rust…..mopar.
Ford Found on road dead
Hey anybody have one for Mitsubishi
mostly old parts and rust
mostly old people and rednecks
Jeep: Just empty every pocket
Hyundai: Hope you understand nothing’s drivable and inexpensive