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Destructo Video: Watch A Kid Grenade The Transmission In His Beater Mini-Van During A Massive Burnout


Destructo Video: Watch A Kid Grenade The Transmission In His Beater Mini-Van During A Massive Burnout

We were among the lucky ones in high school that never got saddled driving some retreaded junk that our parents had recently discarded. Nope, our junk may not have been all that fast or good handling, but it did not have a sliding door on the side, so we were ahead in the game. In general, kids love to have any kind of car and we’re not sure if the guys in this video loved the mini-van because it would do massive smokey burnouts or they hated it and the burnouts were means to end its life in a short but spectacular fashion. For some reason we don’t think this is the first time that the van in this video has smoked the front tires down to the cords.

The “narrator” of this film seems fresh off a couple of bong rips and the van is a rolling comedy act. From the weirdo headlight covers, additional driving lights on the bumper, and glass pack muffler exhaust, it is the picture of a desperate high school kid gluing anything he could think of to the outside of the van to make it cooler. Despite stories mini-van driving kids want to tell, all of that extra room doesn’t amount to driving a rolling sex palace. If your junk is shaped like a bread box and still reeks of kid barf on a warm day, it is basically female repellent.

So press play below and watch these guys smoke the tires down to the cords and literally blow the transmission to pieces. The noises is makes post failure when the driver tries to actually move the van are comically awesome.

PRESS PLAY BELOW TO SEE A CLAPPED OUT AND HIGH SCHOOLER OWNED MINI VAN GET WHAT’S COMING TO IT!


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3 thoughts on “Destructo Video: Watch A Kid Grenade The Transmission In His Beater Mini-Van During A Massive Burnout

  1. HotRodPop

    Hey, c’mon, Geordie!! He thought it was a chick magnet! Think “Stabbin’ Cabin”!

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