Are you a deep sleeper? Can you snore your way through a bomb blast? Not notice when someone is shaking you? That’s me. I’m the type of guy that requires something drastic in order to drag my sorry hide out of the warm comfort of the bed. For years, it was loud rock music as an alarm clock. My military roommates absolutely adored me after learning that it took something out of the Static-X catalog with the volume way up in order for me to get out of bed and moving fast enough that I’d make the morning physical training session. They didn’t seem to like that too much. Maybe instead something like this Holden Ute going absolutely unhinged at the Collie Ultimate Burnout Challenge would’ve done better? I doubt it…the sound of blower whine over tormented V8 might have been the breaking point for the guys. Then again, I’d have gotten out of bed a hell of a lot sooner, just to check out what was making the racket…