The new Corvette is a monster. I would know, my neck is still stretched out from riding laps around the NCM track a few months back. In skilled hands it’s a weapon, nothing less, capable of numbers far and above what the price says it can do. In the hands of a guy in the middle of a midlife crisis who is having a hard time coming to terms with his age and has zero experience actually wielding said weapon, it’s an accident waiting to happen, as everyone who witnessed this fine example of botched driving got to see this idiot fishtail his way into the median in Atlanta. This is why street racing is illegal, kids.

This isn’t the first time that this has happened, either. Remember this gem from a couple of years back? A C5 and a C6 Corvette got into it in a wooded Texas neighborhood, and ended up in the median, on Thanksgiving day, no less.

MMMmmm, crash-tacular. Pass the fiberglass and resin, please.