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  • #16
    Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

    Shaun, of course man, compound turbocharging is the way to go.



    Brian
    That which you manifest is before you.

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    • #17
      Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

      LMFAO

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      • #18
        Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

        do the make them small enough for the little Ford tractor Brian?
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        "If it don't go, chrome it!" --Stroker McGurk

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        • #19
          Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

          If I had a Ford tractor, I may be able to check.

          The mighty Worthington with it's threaded pipe exahust makes too much power for one of these. The pitch would be so high that every dog from 50 miles would be converging on my lawn.

          Brian
          That which you manifest is before you.

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          • #20
            Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

            Originally posted by Brian Lohnes
            If I had a Ford tractor, I may be able to check.

            The mighty Worthington with it's threaded pipe exahust makes too much power for one of these. The pitch would be so high that every dog from 50 miles would be converging on my lawn.

            Brian
            Sounds like you better stock up on Beggin' Strips!


            Ron
            It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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            • #21
              Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

              Great. Now we've got fart cars with a lisp.
              I'm probably wrong

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              • #22
                Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

                Originally posted by shaun callaway
                so brian you bought 2 right away for the jav right lol
                So help me, Lohnes does that and I'll drive non-stop to the Boston metro area just to set the sumbitch on fire.

                ;D

                No one else has commented on the *COMPOUND* violation going on here:

                Bad enough to stick a f'in kazoo in your car/truck's tailpipe...but it installs WITH A SCREWDRIVER.

                :

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                • #23
                  Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

                  Originally posted by Brian Lohnes


                  HA! ;D


                  Brian

                  Guess that means I'll have to take the one off the Camry! I know the wife is gonna be pissed, but I don't want to get banned either! ;D

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                  • #24
                    Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

                    "Under heavy acceleration makes your car sound like it has a fake turbocharger."



                    But I want my turbo whistler to make my car sound like it has a real turbocharger.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

                      I thought this was hilarious !!
                      Isn't this what we used to do as kids, by putting playing cards in our bike spokes with clothes pins to make noise ?
                      Grow up dudes.

                      Also, their marketing got carried away with the fake term. Read this again;

                      "Under heavy acceleration makes your car sound like a fake turbo charger".

                      What does a fake turbo charger sound like ?
                      :P

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                      • #26
                        Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

                        Originally posted by White Monster
                        "Under heavy acceleration makes your car sound like a fake turbo charger".

                        What does a fake turbo charger sound like ?
                        :P
                        Obviously, a fake turbo sounds like their whistle. They must have done the R&D to get the fake sound as authentic as possible. :D
                        Tampa, FL

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                        • #27
                          Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

                          Originally posted by DanStokes
                          What's really sad - they felt the need to make an installation video! I know Fake Turbocharging is complex business, but I figured most could handle it. Maybe I should patent a fake intercooler to go with the fake turbo so you could make even more fake horsepower. Why don't I think of these things? Guess I'll never be a fake millionaire.

                          Dan
                          Sad to say, but fake intercoolers and fake blow off valves are both already on the market.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

                            No Way !

                            If you order now get get a FREE FAKE Penis and Balls

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