Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

[rack4u]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

No Way !

If you order now get get a FREE FAKE Penis and Balls

[Matt Cramer]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

What's really sad - they felt the need to make an installation video! I know Fake Turbocharging is complex business, but I figured most could handle it. Maybe I should patent a fake intercooler to go with the fake turbo so you could make even more fake horsepower. Why don't I think of these things? Guess I'll never be a fake millionaire.

Dan

Sad to say, but fake intercoolers and fake blow off valves are both already on the market.

[MadmanMark]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

"Under heavy acceleration makes your car sound like a fake turbo charger".

What does a fake turbo charger sound like ?
:P

Obviously, a fake turbo sounds like their whistle. They must have done the R&D to get the fake sound as authentic as possible. :D

[Monster]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

I thought this was hilarious !!
Isn't this what we used to do as kids, by putting playing cards in our bike spokes with clothes pins to make noise ?
Grow up dudes.

Also, their marketing got carried away with the fake term. Read this again;

"Under heavy acceleration makes your car sound like a fake turbo charger".

What does a fake turbo charger sound like ?
:P

[dustergirl]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

"Under heavy acceleration makes your car sound like it has a fake turbocharger."



But I want my turbo whistler to make my car sound like it has a real turbocharger.

[HillbillySailor]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

HA! ;D


Brian

Guess that means I'll have to take the one off the Camry! I know the wife is gonna be pissed, but I don't want to get banned either! ;D

[tiresmoke!]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

so brian you bought 2 right away for the jav right lol

So help me, Lohnes does that and I'll drive non-stop to the Boston metro area just to set the sumbitch on fire.

;D

No one else has commented on the *COMPOUND* violation going on here:

Bad enough to stick a f'in kazoo in your car/truck's tailpipe...but it installs WITH A SCREWDRIVER.

:

[tedly]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

Great. Now we've got fart cars with a lisp.

[Ron Ward]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

If I had a Ford tractor, I may be able to check.

The mighty Worthington with it's threaded pipe exahust makes too much power for one of these. The pitch would be so high that every dog from 50 miles would be converging on my lawn.

Brian

Sounds like you better stock up on Beggin' Strips!


Ron

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

If I had a Ford tractor, I may be able to check.

The mighty Worthington with it's threaded pipe exahust makes too much power for one of these. The pitch would be so high that every dog from 50 miles would be converging on my lawn.

Brian

[squirrel]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

do the make them small enough for the little Ford tractor Brian?

[shaun callaway]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

LMFAO

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

Shaun, of course man, compound turbocharging is the way to go.



Brian

[shaun callaway]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

so brian you bought 2 right away for the jav right lol

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Buy This and We Ban You: Fake Turbo Noise Maker

HA! ;D


Brian