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  • New York Times Embeds Reporter at Woodward Dream Cruise; We're Bringing the Thunder Too

    http://www.bangshift.com/blog/New-Yo...under-Too.html

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    Re: New York Times Embeds Reporter at Woodward Dream Cruise; We're Bringing the Thunder Too

    Yeah, that NYT scribe won't be hard to spot. He'll be the one in the "55 Chevy" that looks suspiciously like a Prius . . . .

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      Re: New York Times Embeds Reporter at Woodward Dream Cruise; We're Bringing the Thunder Too

      Originally posted by Speedzzter.blogspot
      Yeah, that NYT scribe won't be hard to spot. He'll be the one in the "55 Chevy" that looks suspiciously like a Prius . . . .
      Now that was funny! ;D
      I R Bob
      You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning!
      2007 LH, 2008 LH, 2009 LH, 2010 LH, 2011 LH, 2012 DNF/BLOW'D UP, 2013 LH, 2014 LH

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        Re: New York Times Embeds Reporter at Woodward Dream Cruise; We're Bringing the Thunder Too

        So journalists who are embeded in an military unit must go through basic training so that they can survive the war zones..... I wonder, did the NYT journalist have to go through similar training?
        I wonder what that training would look like if he did.... ?
        Doing it all wrong since 1966

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          Re: New York Times Embeds Reporter at Woodward Dream Cruise; We're Bringing the Thunder Too

          JUST DISCOVERED: TOP SECRET SYLLABUS FOR "WOODWARD DREAM CRUISE" BASIC TRAINING

          Topic include:

          -- Proper arm techniques for resting left elbow out the window "John Milner style."

          --What is that "third pedal" for?

          --"Throwing revs" without hitting the vehicle in front (or behind) you.

          --Proper care and deployment of fuzzy dice

          --How to drive with a 7-11 Big Gulp between your legs, your left arm on the window, and your right hand on the shifter or your date

          --How to wear sunglasses at night

          --How to "Power park"

          --Bench racing for Dummies (how to pettifog your way through a "gearhead" conversation without looking like a total geek who rides the subway to work).

          --Basic muscle car identification (no, they don't "all look alike")

          --How to talk your way out of a ticket

          --How to hide a ticket on your expense account (secret "informal" seminar)

          --Introduction to tire smoke (prerequisite to "Tire Popping 101" (it used to be a cool website, but I couldn't find the link))

          --Why FWD, four-cylinder hybrids, cheap imports, electric cars, minivans, and Smart cars aren't "cool" for Woodward Ave.

          --Sleepers--they're not terrorists or what some of you are during staff meetings.

          --What to do when you're challenged at a stoplight.

          --What to do when you're challenged at a stoplight by some burly guy with a military haircut in a dark Crown Victoria.

          --What to do when you're challenged at a stoplight by some sandal-clad guy driving an "OD Green" Camaro that makes funny jet engine sounds and says "F-Bomb" on the side

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