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Daily Dose of Mayfield: A Hilarious Timeline of the Whole Saga
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Re: Daily Dose of Mayfield: A Hilarious Timeline of the Whole Saga
Check out the comic strip Tank McNamara this week for a running commentary there also.
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Re: Daily Dose of Mayfield: A Hilarious Timeline of the Whole Saga
Originally posted by BuickguyUOTF ..... classic stuff.
(urinal of the future).
And "who won" doesn't really matter as long as it's a "good show" (and Montoya doesn't win, of course)
With respect to the UOT, there's a few a NASCAR terms that would need to be redefined:
"Restrictor Plate" -- Kidney stones
"Loose in 1 and 2" -- [make up your own punchline. Example: What might happen after a wild night of "kickin' it at Junior's "Club E"]
"Tight" -- Junior's bladder after a case or two of "AMP"
"Double file restart" -- that thing that happens at the UOT first thing in the morning
"Hitting the wall" -- what happens when you miss the UOT
"A couple of rounds of Wedge" -- what happens when one of the "Young guns" gives you a wedgie at the UOT, or it could be what NASCAR's given to Mayfield.
"Aero Push" -- that button you push to start the "World Dryer" after you wash your hands . . . You DO wash after using the UOT!
"Roger Penske" -- a "clean" sample for NASCAR testing (inspired by the chicanery Penske and Donohue used to pull off on the SCCA inspectors in the 1960s Trans-Am series. See The Unfair Advantage)
"Smokey Yunick" -- an unfortunate torch (gas axe) accident
"Rulebook" -- elastic waistband (inspired by NASCAR's top-secret, ever-changing rulebook and how Bill Gazaway reportedly used to enforce it for the "good of NASCAR")
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The "Wicked step-mother" ;D
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