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Re: eBay Pick of the Week Destruction Edition: Own Your Own Car Crusher
TOP 11 REASONS TO OWN A CAR CRUSHER
11. Puts that crushing aluminum cans against your forehead trick to shame.
10. Perfect place to hang a "Prius Parking Only" sign.
9. Chop tops in 30 seconds.
8. A Trash compactor that you'd only have to empty about once per year.
7. Perfect for silencing the kid next door's "fart pipe" Honda.
6. Teach lowriders the real meaning of "low and slow."
5. Doesn't everybody need semi-truck sized sheet metal brake?
4. Enables you to tell your ex-spouse "I've got your property settlement."
3. Perfect place to store all that "stuff" your loving family keeps piling on top of your "hot rod project" out in the garage.
2. It's the easiest and best way to "fix" a FWD car.
1. They're still making Toyotas . . . .
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