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Re: Destruction Video: Lots of Cars Crashing Through Lots of Buildings
TOP 11 EXCUSES FOR CRASHING INTO BUILDINGS
11. "I was trying to hit Osama Bin Ladin" (Excuse most commonly heard at convenience stores)
10. "I just watched the 'Blues Brothers!'"
9. "I thought it would fit through the door"
8. "HEY OS-UH-FER, Ya' got anything else to . . . (hic) . . . drink?"
7. "This thing's got HEMI!"
6. "You ever try to stop while Skynard's jamming on "Freebird?"
5. It's okay. Brian at Bangshift said I could go home early and drink."
4. I fired up a "Blunt" and the next thing I knew, I was covered in Africanized bees!
3. Don't you just hate that "aero push?"
2. "We're on a mission from God."
1. "This would be a good place for a drive-through."
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