Monday Time Killer: Funny Site Loaded With Mayhem and Violations

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[38P]

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TOP 11 THINGS TV CHARACTERS SAID ABOUT "THE VAN"

11. "That's the last time I let Murdoch borrow the A-Team Van!" Col. John "Hannibal" Smith, "The A-Team"

10. "I pity the fool who messed with my van!" B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus (Mr. T). "The A-Team"

9. "Well goll-eeeee!" Pvt. Gomer Pile, "Gomer Pile, USMC"

8. "I'm gonna kill PILE!" Sgt. Carter, "Gomer Pile, USMC"

7. "Scoob! Is that the new Mystery Machine, or what?" Shaggy, "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?"

6. "Rut row." Scooby Doo, "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?"

5. "Let's see how many scanks Jon can pick up in the minivan now! Kate Gosselin, "Jon & Kate Plus 8"

4. "I got the perfect van for going under cover . . . ." David Starsky, "Starsky & Hutch"

3. "Whoever did that thing must have been wacked out on a couple o' keys of 100-proof nose whiskey. Crazy Columbians!" Sonny Crockett a/k/a Sonny Burnett, "Miami Vice."

2. "Hey Uncle Jed! Look at my new Double-Naught spy car! Jethro, "The Beverly Hillbillies."

1. "Now that's pimpin'" Xibit, "Pimp My Ride"


BONUS: "We're going to need that big front bumper if we let Paris drive" Assistant producer of "The Simple Life."

[yellomalibu]

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This one made me laugh... Let's see if they allow hotlinking...




If it's a red X, go back a few pages and look for the boat ramp.

[studemax]

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That link takes me to some funny shit!
Gawd, I laughed!

[TheSilverBuick]

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Ah, killing time. This is great.

[TheSilverBuick]

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This is close to home! I wouldn't doubt if that was an F-250.

[Brian Lohnes]

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Now a GT-40! (-39) :D

[Scott Liggett]

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This is close to home! I wouldn't doubt if that was an F-250.

Boss!! Boss, does this mean I won't get that raise?

[38P]

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This is close to home! I wouldn't doubt if that was an F-250.

Boss!! Boss, does this mean I won't get that raise?

Good one!

TOP 11 THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE CRASH SITE

11. "That'll teach him to park in my space!"

10. "Don't worry! I can rebuilt it . . . ."

9. "I told you syphoning diesel from that dump truck was a bad idea."

8. "I guess they didn't mean literally "Like a Rock."

7. "You think I should have signed up for the optional 'loss/damage waiver?'"

6. "Well your @#$% Tundra's not so tough now, is it?"

5. "That's probably not covered under the warranty."

4. "Now let'em try to repo it!"

3. "That's the last time the motor pool sends me out with that pile of junk."

2. "Oh you really picked a FINE place to practice your monster truck act."

1. "Size matters."