Winner! Highest Volume of Bolt-On Accessories on a Jeep

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[BangShiftChad]

Re: Winner! Highest Volume of Bolt-On Accessories on a Jeep

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "I have 100 violations on this Jeep".

[kevracer]

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I'd love to know about the owner's obession with SS grab handles. I counted at least 11 on the front end alone. One looks like a TP dispenser

[38P]

Re: Winner! Highest Volume of Bolt-On Accessories on a Jeep

TOP 11 REASONS FOR THE "BOLT-ON" JEEP(r)

11. You never know when you're going to need a half-dozen chrome skulls on the Rubicon Trail.

10. J.C. Whitney offered free shipping on orders over $75.00.

9. Ad agency "focus group" prototype for aborted "That thang got a grab bar?" commercial.

8. World's first Jeep (r) configured for family-sized "Ship's Mast" stunt (inspired by Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof.")
(Perfect for human trafficking on the Tex-Mex border, too)

7. You need a dozen "off road" lights in reserve should one burn out while "four wheelin'" at the mall.

6. They were auctioning rest room grab bars by the pallet when they tore down Cleveland Stadium (such a deal!)

5. "You can never have too many towel racks". . . . **

4. Perfect vehicle for spot-lighting game animals and then blasting "the varmints" like Yosemite Sam . . .

3. Cheaper and more durable than wild, custom "artsy" paint job.

2. RARE "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" Tribute Jeep (r)

1. Pep Boys employee discount.


**Line from the lost script of the mythic, never-released Monte Hellman film "Two-Stall Outhouse" (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0375494/)

[mustang13]

Re: Winner! Highest Volume of Bolt-On Accessories on a Jeep

Thats why Jeep stands for

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

Thing looks like it crash landed into a PEP Boys

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Winner! Highest Volume of Bolt-On Accessories on a Jeep

Someone drove down the crap aisle with the tacky magnet on

[realsteelfreak]

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Well everything looks fine to me except for the headlight bezels ,painted red,just wondering if they light up and say Gadget Whore Inside?

[BangShift McT]

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I didn't know the result of a shit grenade was a metric F-ton of chrome crap...

[Scott Liggett]

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The optimist in me is hoping the owner has some sort of disability needing all those hand holds. I've bought bolts at the all night Home Depot, but I have yet to head to the bathroom dept for accessories.

[STINEY]

Re: Winner! Highest Volume of Bolt-On Accessories on a Jeep

My bet is the owner has sticky fingers and works (or worked) for a boat manufacturer.

And spent too many hours behind a chop gun.......