Report: NHRA To Sanction Tracks Worldwide

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[38P]

Re: Report: NHRA To Sanction Tracks Worldwide

Top 11 Reasons Drag Racing's different in the Middle East**

11. Linda Vaughn and Jungle Pam in Burquas.

10. Between round teardowns in the pits must face Mecca.

9. Too many youngsters want to physically strap themselves to blown fuel Hemis.

8. Birdcatcher injector scoop renamed "Sandcatcher."

7. Ford versus Chevy rivalry to be settled with AK-47s and IEDs.

6. Starting device is called a "Great Western Imperialist's Holiday Tree."

5. All the best "tin" has been used up for car bombs.

4. Hand amputated if you're caught cheating.

3. "Baghdad Bob" rumored to be making a comeback as a track announcer (assuming he doesn't go to work for NASCAR instead). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Bob

2. Jihadists keep driving up the price of nitromethane.

1. "Honest Ahmadinejad's Speed Shop."



**The following jokes are made in good fun and should not be taken as authoritative (or even informed) in any way on the rich and diverse cultures of the Middle East. We all hope that drag racing is a successful export to the region.

[A/Fuel]

Re: Report: NHRA To Sanction Tracks Worldwide

That's funny.... ;D

[Not A Duster]

Re: Report: NHRA To Sanction Tracks Worldwide

Why not?

Been in Canada for years.