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  • #2
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    Fiat: Fix it again, Tony
    It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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    • #3
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      Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

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        Chevrolet: Crappy Heap. Every Valve Rattles. Oil Leaks Every Time.

        Plymouth: Poor Little Young Mother Out Under The Hood
        It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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        • #5
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          10) Pontiac: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car


          sorry but my 94 Firebird v6 has 254000 miles on the clock and my 68 Bird run's mid 10's.

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          • #6
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            Us Truckers have a few.
            Swift. Sure Wish I Finished Training
            Swift. Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic
            Swift. Swing Wide Its A Fifty Three..

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            • #7
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              Swing Wide, It's a F'ing Trailer!

              Swift drivers give the Schneider and J.B. guys someone to look down upon....LOL

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              • #8
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                Chrysler: Company Has Recommended You Should Learn Engine Repair.
                Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by tiresmoke!
                  Swing Wide, It's a F'ing Trailer!

                  Swift drivers give the Schneider and J.B. guys someone to look down upon....LOL
                  Small hijack....I always thought they should change the name of Swift because I'm always flying by them. And Rush never seems to be.

                  Back to our regularly scheduled thread
                  Cognizant Dissident

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                  • #10
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                    chevrolet:
                    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

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                    • #11
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                      Found some good ones:

                      BMW: Bumse Mich Wieder (F*** me over in German)
                      Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket
                      Honda: Hang on, not done accelerating...Honestly, officer! No Drugs around!
                      Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
                      GM: General Maintenance...Grinding Metal
                      Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
                      Plymouth: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood, Please leave your money out under the hood
                      Saturn: Sorry-Ass Transmission under repair now
                      KIA: Korea's Imported Accident
                      Pinto: Pyrotechnics inevitable, no timer onboard
                      Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                      "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                      • #12
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                        Can't think of any acronyms for Studebaker, but we do have a few jokes about our favorite brand.
                        Like... Studebaker is a German word for "leaky engine"...
                        Studebakers don't leak oil, they mark their territory...
                        Some of us call them "Indiana Road Oilers"...

                        There are more - they don't all have to do with oil.
                        Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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                        • #13
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                          PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigerian Thinks Its A Cadilac
                          Charles W - BS Photographer at large

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                          • #14
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                            Ford: Found on road dead, Frikin' overated disaster

                            MOPAR: Most often parked along road

                            GTO: Gas, Tires and Oil
                            Jim & Maureen
                            There is a fine line between hobby and obsession and I think I crossed it!!
                            HRPT Long Haulers 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 & 2013

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