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  • #2
    Re: Caption This Photo: The Instant Convertible

    "Stupid, effing top....why the hell does Chevy make it so hard? ...oh, come on! The rollbar is right in the way of that damned lever...SOMEBODY CALL RICK WAGONER!!!"
    Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

    "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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    • #3
      Re: Caption This Photo: The Instant Convertible

      See Bob you put the pole here and "instant umbrella"...Best invention since the glove box !!

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      • #4
        Re: Caption This Photo: The Instant Convertible

        As overheard from the Crew Chief, to Crew Members on pit lane, " Bill said it was hotter than two rats F--kin' in a wool sock, so he's glad the roof fell off"
        Jeremy George in Windsor NY

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        • #5
          Re: Caption This Photo: The Instant Convertible

          "Gotta cut weight, gotta cut weight!"

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          • #6
            Re: Caption This Photo: The Instant Convertible

            11 Captions of Dubious Merit :

            11. "At least he didn't blow my doors off!"

            10. "My fiberglass man must be on drugs" (Hint: See message on the rear spoiler)

            9. Pete quickly learned that Bondo is no substitute for resin . . . .

            8. "Never mind the car! How do I get this thing off my head?"

            7. "Didn't you see that sticker saying 'Do not lower the windows at speeds in excess of 150 m.p.h.'?"

            6. "The hatch just blew! (inspired by late Corvette owner "Gus Grissom's" line in "The Right Stuff" http://www.datamanos2.com/apollo1/grissom-media.html)

            5. Pete discovered a few unexpected bugs in his idea for "Corvette Top Hats."

            4. Vettes Gone Wild

            3. "No problemo. A little racer tape and some bungees will fix 'er right up."

            2. "Is that going to be covered under warranty?"

            1. "It's okay! Chicks dig convertibles!"

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            • #7
              Re: Caption This Photo: The Instant Convertible

              Let's see. Tab A goes into slot B. Or, is it slot C goes into tab B, or is it................Oh screw it.
              BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver

              Resident Instigator

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              • #8
                Re: Caption This Photo: The Instant Convertible

                Anticipating a break in the cloud cover, Team Vampire seeks shade by any means necessary

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                • #9
                  Re: Caption This Photo: The Instant Convertible

                  How about.......

                  Just a little off the top, please.

                  Dan

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