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A man walks into a bar with his dog. A Winston Cup race is on a TV.
He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt is doing. The bartender says "Earnhardts is in 25th". The dog jumps up, and runs around
the barstool 25 times. A couple of laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 10th". The dog jumps up again and runs around
the barstool 10 times. A few laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 3rd",
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times
The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if
Earnhardt wins?"
"I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 2 years!"
He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt is doing. The bartender says "Earnhardts is in 25th". The dog jumps up, and runs around
the barstool 25 times. A couple of laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 10th". The dog jumps up again and runs around
the barstool 10 times. A few laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 3rd",
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times
The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if
Earnhardt wins?"
"I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 2 years!"
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