Caption This Photo: The First Step is a Biggie

[cjforumadmin]

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[tcbnj]

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Mind the Gap >

[throttle monkey]

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"The burger king in the food court doesn't have a drive through?! what kind of mall is this!"

[BOOOGHAR]

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See I told you, taking the stairs is way quicker

[don]

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Damn Gas Pedal Stuck.

[SuperBuickGuy]

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"If you press this button, the car will start".... uh oh.

[studemax]

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Emulating "The Italian Job", or any Bond movie, or Bruckheimer film.....

[Jimsc52]

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"Crap... now I'm gonna be late for 24...."

[Dignlif]

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Wife says right, gps says left turn...Wife yells right, gps still calmy suggests left turn...Wife screaming right turn you stupid a$$hole, gps sexily suggesting I turn left...well screw her I'm listening to the...aah crap!

[Matt Cramer]

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"Crud, this always works in the movies!"

[meatwagon]

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"Turn off the Barry Manilow Agent Scott. You're supposed to be dusting for prints."

[Birdman]

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"The new, state-of-the-art Sheik yur Bouty Mall, conveniently located in beautiful downtown Baghdad, has high-speed escalators located in key areas of the mall for your shopping pleasure. For those in a greater hurry, we provide super-high-speed vehicle runs, providing the best in customer-movement technology, for those that absolutely, positively must be there yesterday! In a pre-opening publicity shot, we see our senior electrical engineers, Ali Al-tapwater and Yahoudi Bin-there-muffed-that, putting the finishing touches on one of the super-high-speed-vehicle customer-movement runs before making final adjustments and performing a test run!"

[BBR]

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...my buddy Vinny said an escalator works just like a chassis dyno. We hope to see 395 rwhp out of this pup.