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  • #2
    Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

    "As his boat prepares to destroy itself, we see Marvin beating a hasty retreat for shore. Too bad Marvin doesn't understand the laws of physics! We'll be bringing you an in-depth interview with Marvin just as soon as he is released from his body cast!"

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    • #3
      Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

      ADRENALINE

      Its effects can be amazing.

      Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.

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      • #4
        Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

        I know this guy well, its been almost 2 years and he still cant walk very well. He is a great guy from the Chicago area, he had some nice stuff. The boat was barely damaged, easily repaired and sold. His body was another story. I wish him luck, he still needs it.

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        • #5
          Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

          Holy crap, you actually know the guy in the photo?!

          Was there anything not broken?
          That which you manifest is before you.

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          • #6
            Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

            That is not a dismount.
            He is disembarking the boat.
            Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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            • #7
              Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

              I saw this pic in a motivations poster titled "Jesus decided boat racing wasn't for him"



              Damn, two years later and still busted up. Ouch :'(
              Escaped on a technicality.

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              • #8
                Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

                "Despite the serious appearance of the crash, Mike was able to walk away........"

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                • #9
                  Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

                  Jesus was showing off at the boat races again....
                  200 mph or bust.......

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                  • #10
                    Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

                    Joe Perochesi.......broken pelvis and lots more



                    A few weeks later, the boat in the other lane in the first video did this........

                    hit a bad roller at high speeds, and well The rest kinda explains =- /

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                    • #11
                      Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

                      "Hey guys, here's my impression of Jesus ... maybe I should try Moses next time!"
                      Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

                        "If you can't drive any faster, I'm just going to get out and run ahead."
                        -Jim
                        "I can fix it. My old man is a television repairman. He's got the ULTIMATE set of tools."

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                        • #13
                          Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

                          Originally posted by fahrenschnell
                          Jesus was showing off at the boat races again....
                          awww...you beat me to it....
                          If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                          • #14
                            Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

                            Hey, guys, would you please cool it on the Jesus jokes? I know it's too easy, but, please, resist the temptation!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Caption This Photo: How Not to Dismount From Your Boat

                              Originally posted by Birdman
                              Hey, guys, would you please cool it on the Jesus jokes? I know it's too easy, but, please, resist the temptation!
                              I'm guessing a Jesus lizard reference is okay?

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