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GM Performance Parts Announces the 2011 LSX Challenge Series
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Re: GM Performance Parts Announces the 2011 LSX Challenge Series
Top Eleven Taglines for the GM "Less-X" Challenge (Bulletin Board Material for Dr. Jaime Meyer)
11. "Where there are more sleepers in the stands than on the track."
10. "Never fear . . . no Hemis here."
9. "Ugly engines need love, too."
8. "Cammer-phobic? You betcha!"
7. "Obsolescense in Action" (with apologies to the N.H.R.A.)
6. "Long Shot at 'Xcitement'"
5. "Limited Stone-Age Xenophobic Racing"
4. "Pushrod Purgatory"
3. "The Safe Place to Race GM's Languid, Sedimentary 'Xcuse' for a V8."
2. "Crate Expectations"
1. "Nothing's more fun than blowing taxpayer coin on racing against ourselves."
BONUS:
"Boredom is bitchin'"
"Credit Card Racing -- No creativity required."
"The Laughing Stock 'Xcuse' for a Gutless, Meaningless, Partisan Performance Series."
"Ghetto Malaise, Pallid Premise."
"A Lousy, Sentimental, 'Xceptive,' Gangrel Motorsport Event"
"The 'Challenge' is staying awake."
"Since we cannot prevent lazy cheapskates from racing homely LS engines, maybe it is better to protect them from competition." --Zora Arkus-Duntov (Hey if Harley Earl can come back from the grave to do TV commercials, so can Zora)
"Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Yawn . . . Zzzzzzzz"
"The only thing worse than an empty track."
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