The Violation Game: Fakers!

[Falcon67]

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Damn fashion mood swings, and I just bought a Hemi valve cover and Mad Max electric blower setup for my Pinto.

[mustang13]

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Worse violation common to the northeast - any rear drive car or truck with air shocks and "MAG" wheels only on the back. And because now that we can see their Diff. cover so much better thanks to the stinkbug stance, lets just add a couple of marker lights at the bottom of the Diff. cover [ which only one works]. Oh, and lets add a couple of those plastic tape-on hoodscoops while we're at it. Can you say Joe Dirt. Even the ricer's should be able to make fun of these Violaters!!!!!

[squirrel]

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That's been going on so long it's now called "traditional"

[fahrenschnell]

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Holy Crap.....That "fake" nitrous system costs as much as a real nitrous system...

Some people are retarded.

Seth

[squirrel]

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The fake system is cheaper in the long run, if someone's dumb enough to buy it, they'd probably fry their engine with a real one!

[Leon]

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I already had lunch, now I have to clean up the mess :o

[BigBlockMopar]

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These cars are sheep in wolf's clothing.
Wimps.

[HEMI]

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Where can I buy some valve cover adapters to put some
327 covers on my Hemi?

[tiresmoke!]

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adapters?

Hell, you gonna need STRETCHERS for that...... ;D

The "lame-osity" of these Violations is off the scale.........head is spinning......

[Leon]

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I just found out I can clamp a baseball card to the fender so it hits the valve stem as the tire rolls. Sounds almost as good as it does in the spokes of a bicycle! ;)

[mlcraven]

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Truly, bad taste and bald-faced deceit know no bounds.

We need a "F-JYard Official Violation" pad with peel-off paper tickets, something pocket-size we can buy online from the Store and take to car shows, etc. With a pre-selectable list of "worst violations" (mudflaps, fake valve covers, aftermarket spoilers, CB antennas, stuffed animals, fake patina, etc) and an address where the offenders can send their fines and seek absolution from a specially-selected JYard star chamber . Might be a money maker.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

[Leon]

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I'd cross the CB antenna off the list. Many nice cars have them out at El Mirrage and on the salt as they are required for push vehicles and course workers.

[msc66]

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See, this is why I hang out here. People who think like me. I hate this crap. Especially with the rat rod crowd. They'll bitch about shiney paint and slag any car newer than '64 but they can run "fauxsmobile" valve covers and disc brakes hidden inside fake buick drums and still think they're legit.

[2bbl318]

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OM friggin' G!!!!! I'll be taking and posting pics of my poly soon. if those are poly's, they're way different than mine. Or at least as I remember them. been a while since I even lifted the hood on the ol' girl. Sad I know.

[2bbl318]

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[quote=NAS Backyard ]
Just put a motorcycle engine in it



That's just cool. Really!