The Top 11 Reasons I'll Use to Convince My Wife That I Need Freiburger's Javelin

[fahrenschnell]

Re: The Top 11 Reasons I'll Use to Convince My Wife That I Need Freiburger's Javelin

I have used the Shoe line to death since bringing home the Chevelle...

She is still a little pissed....But what a great car. ;D

Seth

Good Luck.....Don't look directly in her eyes ;)

[STINEY]

Re: The Top 11 Reasons I'll Use to Convince My Wife That I Need Freiburger's Javelin

Tell her that you are going to bring home a couple-few parts.

When she call you on it, admit only that you were "taken" by Frieburger in a gag that involved the whole internet crowd, and you are the butt of the joke, but BE SURE to preface it by acting thoroughly pissed off about it.

Better not wait till she calls you on it, best go the offensive with this approach, now that I think about it.

After you "calm down" console yourself with the fact that it technically is "just parts" since it isn't really a vehicle, in that you can't actually get in and go anywhere with it. (even once made driveable, it still won't be street-legal, so even at that point it is still "just parts")


I have a lot of unusable vehicles myself, so I am proof that this approach will indeed work. Give it a try, but don't point your wife in my direction and tell her its my fault, please.

See, I have lots of friends with suspicious wives already. ;)

[Pumpkin]

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"10) ?It?s just the right thing to do?: I think this line, if delivered with enough passion and emotion will convince her. Either that or she?ll kick me in the yam bag."

I laughed hard at this one.

[HillbillySailor]

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Dude, you STILL haven't told her?? You are so f*cked! ;D

[fahrenschnell]

Re: The Top 11 Reasons I'll Use to Convince My Wife That I Need Freiburger's Javelin

Dude, you STILL haven't told her?? You are so f*cked! ;D

What he said.... :o

Seth

[Caveman]

Re: The Top 11 Reasons I'll Use to Convince My Wife That I Need Freiburger's Javelin

I feel like I did Christmas day when I gave harmonicas to my sister's kids. Just stirrin' Sh*t up...

Except that could still come back to bite MY ass... at least DF lives on the other coast.

And if Lohnes' wife DOES pull a one-eight-seven on him, at least I'll be there to stop the bleeding.

Hey, DF, which cheap camera would you recommend to capture the expression on her face when we tow this thing into the driveway?

[mustang13]

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You might be over reacting, maybe she'll be fine with it. If not, buy her stuff, a LOT of stuff!!!!

[ksj1]

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13. "If I cant have it you have to call all the guys that signed it and got it here.Look at all these autographs.These guys are famous" ;D

[SuperBuickGuy]

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"It's a project for my work"....

or start showing her pictures of AMXs she'd think are "cute" and tell her you got a project for her and the boys; bonus is the roll cage is already in it so the boys will be safe when she drives (suggest you've laced up your tennis shoes before you say this as you'll be dead if you stumble).

[62-impala-ss]

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Dude, you STILL haven't told her?? You are so f*cked! ;D

What he said.... :o

Seth

X3

From a local afternoon radio show called "Garage Logic"

The 48-Hour Rule or ?You Had Your Chance" This rule was established on March 5, 2002 and is as follows: As a reward for a fellow sneaking new and inexpensive cylinders into the Crisis Center and also escaping any female wrath that might accrue from said purchase, the fellow may make up any story he wishes after 48 hours regarding the acquisition. In other words, she gets 48 hours to notice the purchase and complain. If she misses her window, you are home free.

?This old thing,?? you might say, when, after a week, she finally does notice, ?that thing has been here since July.??

[nosnerd]

Re: The Top 11 Reasons I'll Use to Convince My Wife That I Need Freiburger's Javelin

number 2 ....but you're still Facked!!


good luck ;D



al

[tiresmoke!]

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Tell her I said you didn't have a hair on yer ass if ya didn't take it(the "peer pressure" tactic)


;D

Nah, just be up-front....you got a car for FREE and FREE transportation across the country up to a certain point.

If you can't get'em with that logic, then I don't know what to say....LOL

[Bamfster]

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Dude you're hosed. Why ya think I didn't want it????

[Brian Lohnes]

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It's all good. If it keeps snowing like it has been (and will again in a day or two) She won't be able to see the thing to complain until the spring anyway...ha!

Brian

[62-impala-ss]

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Just put it next to that playground stuff and tell her it's a playhouse for the boys. How can she say no?