Important CDC Warning

[Ron Ward]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


Ron

[tiresmoke!]

Re: Important CDC Warning

LMAO

No runs for the day, so I'm avoiding W.O.R.K.

This B.E.E.R. "antidote" you speak of....sounds like a wonder elixir.... ;D

[Schtauffer]

Re: Important CDC Warning

No work, no eat.

[Ron Ward]

Re: Important CDC Warning

No work, no eat.

Tell that to the current administration. (Sorry, Min301...)

[milkovich]

Re: Important CDC Warning

When we have socialized healthcare I'm going to list "Hunger" as a deadly terminal disease they have to pay to treat. Right now I have to pay for 100% of my medication and I need some relief.

[98ciHemi]

Re: Important CDC Warning

Right now I would kill for some of that disease.

[BangShiftChad]

Re: Important CDC Warning

Ron,

You crack me up. I wish I had time to drink a beer. I have two computers going top speed, and am switching my keyboard back and forth between the two. Lots of WORK to do. I don't have a boss though, so it's all my own fault.

I'm a dipshit.

:P :P :P

[KeithTurk]

Re: Important CDC Warning

YES Chad.... and your point?

[BUBBA]

Re: Important CDC Warning

YES Chad.... and your point?

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