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Yesterday the guys from the pool table store came and put the pool table back up at our house. we had to get it taken down to get new carpet. I had ordered new balls to go with the new felt. It's nice, like a new pool table. And the pool balls arrived vis UPS while the pool table guys were here. There's the irony.
So the guys were here setting up the pool table while I was at work. It takes a few hours. Unit called me at work to tell me they came earlier than expected. Okay, so okay.
This whole thing was a setup. New balls. The ramrod of the pool table crew told Unit, "Swap them out." Swap the new balls for the old ones. And she liked the idea, so she did. She put the old balls in the new box and left them on the table in the kitchen, on proud display. She was at the grocery store when I got home, so I was totally taken in by this ploy.
NEW BALLS! I open the box and......them sumbitches charged me 30 dollars for used balls. I mean, I was looking at every one of them.....these pool balls are beat to hell. I've been ripped off.....What the....now I'm pissed off, all by myself. It couldn't have been anymore perfect, the timing of it. I mean, I'm MAD.
Unit came home and showed me where she had hidden the REAL new balls, and....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess what comes around goes around. I'm no stranger to pranks, been the instigator a time or two myself: That pool ball one was a good one.
So the guys were here setting up the pool table while I was at work. It takes a few hours. Unit called me at work to tell me they came earlier than expected. Okay, so okay.
This whole thing was a setup. New balls. The ramrod of the pool table crew told Unit, "Swap them out." Swap the new balls for the old ones. And she liked the idea, so she did. She put the old balls in the new box and left them on the table in the kitchen, on proud display. She was at the grocery store when I got home, so I was totally taken in by this ploy.
NEW BALLS! I open the box and......them sumbitches charged me 30 dollars for used balls. I mean, I was looking at every one of them.....these pool balls are beat to hell. I've been ripped off.....What the....now I'm pissed off, all by myself. It couldn't have been anymore perfect, the timing of it. I mean, I'm MAD.
Unit came home and showed me where she had hidden the REAL new balls, and....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess what comes around goes around. I'm no stranger to pranks, been the instigator a time or two myself: That pool ball one was a good one.
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