Tonight I've got em. It happens about once every few years to me. That's the one of the most most annoying things in the world. I've got to go to bed early to get up early to go to work, you can't think about anything except for the hiccups.
There's a fix for it. But it only works once. It's something you can do to somebody else, but it won't help you if you have them. If somebody is complaining about having hiccups, tell them you can fix it. They won't believe you, but tell you them you can. Tell them, I'm going to squeeze your finger and you tell me when it hurts. Take both of your thumbs and squeeze one of their fingernails steadily harder. Steadily increase the pressure. Do it slowly, increasing the pressure. Take a while to do it, the drama and apprehension builds. Finally they say, "Okay that's starting to hurt."
Hiccups over. Guaranteed, but it only works once in their lifetime. It won't ever work again, but it works once. Seriously. Try it on somebody.
There's a fix for it. But it only works once. It's something you can do to somebody else, but it won't help you if you have them. If somebody is complaining about having hiccups, tell them you can fix it. They won't believe you, but tell you them you can. Tell them, I'm going to squeeze your finger and you tell me when it hurts. Take both of your thumbs and squeeze one of their fingernails steadily harder. Steadily increase the pressure. Do it slowly, increasing the pressure. Take a while to do it, the drama and apprehension builds. Finally they say, "Okay that's starting to hurt."
Hiccups over. Guaranteed, but it only works once in their lifetime. It won't ever work again, but it works once. Seriously. Try it on somebody.
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