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  • Stude's Ultimate Demise

    It'll go like this:

    Autopsy,many many years from now.

    DOCTOR: Nurse, pay attention to this.

    NURSE: Okay, I will Doctor.

    DOCTOR: (Procedure ongoing) Nurse, what do you see?

    NURSE: His ventricular hypercortex seems convoluted.

    DOCTOR: Exactly. (More procedure) What is indicated here?

    NURSE: The dramalotex is somewhat out of place, like it's been twisted.

    DOCTOR: Good again, Nurse. One last thing - what's the final diagnosis?

    NURSE: It looks like peewee pissed him off way too many times and he just exploded. Or it could have been a lack of meds, either way.

    DOCTOR: You MUST make a decision.

    NURSE: I'm sorry Doctor, I simply can't.make that call.

    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...n-block-wanted

    http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...-Blue-Turd(le)

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    • #3
      NOW what?

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      • #4
        Seems a good a place as any to post this greeting!
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        • #5
          Gawd that's hilarious.

          Stude's a smart guy. I could question a little the things he chooses to focus on, but oh well. Everybody's contribution is welcome.
          ...

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          • #6
            Just to be PERFECTLY clear, the pic I posted above has nothing whatsoever to do with this thread. It just made me laugh, and I figured you guys would love it.

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            • #7
              Imminent, inevitable or impending maybe ... but not ultimate.
              ;)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sueunit View Post
                Just to be PERFECTLY clear, the pic I posted above has nothing whatsoever to do with this thread. It just made me laugh, and I figured you guys would love it.
                Us being guys and all, well, I didn't exactly laugh.............but I do love it!


                Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by White Monster View Post
                  Imminent, inevitable or impending maybe ... but not ultimate.
                  ;)
                  Stude's level of investment in this BangShift family is less than zero. He doesn't want to meet a single one of us in person, on purpose he doesn't want to. He just types stuff on a computer screen and somehow feels powerful as a result.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by STINEY View Post

                    Us being guys and all, well, I didn't exactly laugh.............but I do love it!

                    perv...
                    http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...n-block-wanted

                    http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...-Blue-Turd(le)

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                    • #11
                      Well, I'm a perv too Scott....I looked at that photo way too long.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by peewee View Post

                        Stude's level of investment in this BangShift family is less than zero. He doesn't want to meet a single one of us in person, on purpose he doesn't want to. He just types stuff on a computer screen and somehow feels powerful as a result.
                        I'd like to meet several of the folks here, and have met the important two. Come to think of it, I have met a few folks from here. Squirrel, Gary Hart(sp), and I can't place the names but I know the cars. If I pulled into your driveway you'd think I was a stalker. It's military training that stuck real good.

                        Just because one is somewhat anti-social doesn't make them a bad person does it? If y'all really knew me you'd wonder how I made it this far in life.
                        http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...n-block-wanted

                        http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...-Blue-Turd(le)

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                        • #13
                          Scott.....Tennessee - Kentucky...Let's make something happen. Lunch somewhere in the middle? That's how Jerry (realsteelfreak) and I met. I'm all for it.
                          Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                          • #14
                            I spent 3 or 4 nights in Lafollette back in March...it wasn't for pleasure. It was another oddity in mine & my wife's relationship though. I gotta get a few things squared away before I can have any fun but I will take you up on that soon.
                            http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...n-block-wanted

                            http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...-Blue-Turd(le)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by 68scott385 View Post
                              I spent 3 or 4 nights in Lafollette back in March...it wasn't for pleasure. It was another oddity in mine & my wife's relationship though. I gotta get a few things squared away before I can have any fun but I will take you up on that soon.

                              Okay. I like you man. Keep me in mind. I ain't kiddin. We'll do it.
                              Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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