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  • Never Trust a Fart

    We were having a great time, cooking and eating and socializing with the trainer from Mississippi here at our house, and I went to take a beer pee. While I was peeing I had to fart, and it wasn't a fart at all. Don't trust a fart, mot at my age.

    It was a fantastic evening, great eats and fascinating conversation, but I was a away from the table for a while as I put a single set of drawers in the washing machine with lots of bleach.Just sayin....never trust a fart.
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    PW sharted...
     

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    • #3
      At home I pretty much sit down every time I go to pee, in case the sudden need for a #2 arises ... the joys of middle age. LOL



      cheers
      Ed
      Ed Nicholson - Caledon Ontario - a bit NW of Toronto
      07 Mustang GT with some stuff
      88 T-Bird Turbo Coupe 5-speed

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      • #4
        PDub, I'm in a 4 patient room. Some patients aren't mobile and need diapers. And they have the nerve to serve us MEXICAN FOOD! No more talk of such things, PLEASE!
        My hobby is needing a hobby.

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        • #5
          I believe that is what you call a shart.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by RockJustRock View Post
            PDub, I'm in a 4 patient room. Some patients aren't mobile and need diapers. And they have the nerve to serve us MEXICAN FOOD! No more talk of such things, PLEASE!
            I think what he's saying is please keep your shit to yourself thank you.
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            • #7
              Actually I was joking and elevating the TMI level. No religion or politics, but TMI is welcome here
              My hobby is needing a hobby.

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              • #8
                the annual posting.

                Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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                • #9
                  Hell Sonny! Wait 'till you get to my age..........

                  Dan

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                  • #10
                    Two words

                    Disposable Panties

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                    • #11
                      It just Depends
                      My hobby is needing a hobby.

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                      • #12
                        Had surgery a couple years ago, was given an under garment to wear for support.. Male nurse called it a "jock strap".. Female nurse called it "panty like"
                        It was like a gauze pair of speedos!

                        My 40 th birthday, I got Depends

                        Older guys should not eat much chili (bean type) nor refried beans..

                        I live for easy bowels!

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                        • #13
                          TMI in this thread, for sure.
                          Oh......if you're over 50, never pass up a urinal.
                          Ed, Mary, & 'Earl'
                          HRPT LongHaulers, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.


                          Inside every old person is a young person wondering, "what the hell happened?"

                          The man at the top of the mountain didn't fall there. -Vince Lombardi

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                          • #14
                            If you do pass one, you will have to go really bad!

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                            • #15
                              RJR, I was just trying to be funny and use some of your words in the process. I see it fell flat. Oh well. Sometimes you miss. And the TMI factor in this thread, or the threads of his underoos, is WAY over the top.
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