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This morning the radio chatter picked up at work. The security guards, one male, one female. The female said, "There's a car off the road on our property, I'm going to check it out." Male guard: Uhhhh okay.
Female security guard, "It's off the road, it's up on a jack, the wheel is gone off of it." Male guard: Uhh, okay.
Female security guard, "The windshield is all busted in (it was, I saw the photo of it, cinder block through the passenger side probably). ..... (Long pause) ....EWWWW there's a guy slumped down over the steering wheel....can you come out here, QUICK." Male security guard: Well, check him out and call the County.
Female, "I don't want to rile him with nobody else out here." Male: Okay, I'm on the way. maybe he's just asleep (he WAS).
Male guard stayed on the scene a real long time, radio silence. THP ended up working the scene and relieved the guards. As I was leaving work this afternoon I asked him, so what was up with that car this morning? For the first time ever, he was without words. He couldn't find the words. He was trying, but he couldn't find the words, didn't know how to phrase it. This guy TALKS, but he couldn't talk this time.
He said the guy was leaving from his boyfriend's house. And the boyfriend threw something at the car, and then he had a flat tire, and.... the guard paused again, he couldn't even explain it. I asked, so where was the wheel off of the car? Guard said his grandmother came and got it. And I asked, but his grandmother didn't come get HIM?
That's when the guard's story ended. He said, "What's the politically correct way to say damned if I know?"
Female security guard, "It's off the road, it's up on a jack, the wheel is gone off of it." Male guard: Uhh, okay.
Female security guard, "The windshield is all busted in (it was, I saw the photo of it, cinder block through the passenger side probably). ..... (Long pause) ....EWWWW there's a guy slumped down over the steering wheel....can you come out here, QUICK." Male security guard: Well, check him out and call the County.
Female, "I don't want to rile him with nobody else out here." Male: Okay, I'm on the way. maybe he's just asleep (he WAS).
Male guard stayed on the scene a real long time, radio silence. THP ended up working the scene and relieved the guards. As I was leaving work this afternoon I asked him, so what was up with that car this morning? For the first time ever, he was without words. He couldn't find the words. He was trying, but he couldn't find the words, didn't know how to phrase it. This guy TALKS, but he couldn't talk this time.
He said the guy was leaving from his boyfriend's house. And the boyfriend threw something at the car, and then he had a flat tire, and.... the guard paused again, he couldn't even explain it. I asked, so where was the wheel off of the car? Guard said his grandmother came and got it. And I asked, but his grandmother didn't come get HIM?
That's when the guard's story ended. He said, "What's the politically correct way to say damned if I know?"
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