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There's no such thing as cat psychology. We've got a tall tower for food, one of those things that dispenses food by gravity, it holds about 5 pounds of cat food. It worked okay when we went away for a week. I asked Superman to come and check on the cat some whatever day that week, if you smell anything dead, just call my cell phone, we'll know what to expect when we get back home. There's no way Superman would ever SEE Kenny, when he hears a noise, he's gone to cat space somewhere.
So Kenny's got this food dispenser (remember that's HIS, not ours) , and every few days he decides to try to eat all of what's in it. Unit's standing over him telling him, nobody's ever going to get your food, this is not a contest! Pace yourself!
Well, Kenny eats all he can hold and then he makes it about 7 feet to wherever the new carpet is, and, hack hack, choke, SPLARF. There's a whole a cat stomach's worth of new cat food on the carpet. Like new, if you don't get him away from it, he'll try to eat it again.
My new boss lady was talking today, they've got a psychotic cat too. Theirs was having stress fits in the house. It was stuck in the house. Chewing off all of its own fur. The vet recommended a cat psychologist. We're talking Dr. Phil or the Cat Whisperer, she said no way. So they moved here and put the cat outside. She says, the cat delivers killed animals (rats, birds, small snakes, etc.) to their doorstep, like cats do. Brand new happy cat. Fixed.
The cat wanted to hunt, that's all it wanted to do. And it can't hunt in the house. Hence, the stress.
So Kenny's got this food dispenser (remember that's HIS, not ours) , and every few days he decides to try to eat all of what's in it. Unit's standing over him telling him, nobody's ever going to get your food, this is not a contest! Pace yourself!
Well, Kenny eats all he can hold and then he makes it about 7 feet to wherever the new carpet is, and, hack hack, choke, SPLARF. There's a whole a cat stomach's worth of new cat food on the carpet. Like new, if you don't get him away from it, he'll try to eat it again.
My new boss lady was talking today, they've got a psychotic cat too. Theirs was having stress fits in the house. It was stuck in the house. Chewing off all of its own fur. The vet recommended a cat psychologist. We're talking Dr. Phil or the Cat Whisperer, she said no way. So they moved here and put the cat outside. She says, the cat delivers killed animals (rats, birds, small snakes, etc.) to their doorstep, like cats do. Brand new happy cat. Fixed.
The cat wanted to hunt, that's all it wanted to do. And it can't hunt in the house. Hence, the stress.
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