It's a family thing, a real big deal. We're having some of our best friends on earth from relatively far away coming to visit. It'll be blast!
We're going to fry a turkey. A redneck thing. And there's always a fire. The oil boils over, it gets on the 9000 horsepower gas burner....that's part of the fun.
But we're in a no-burn zone. If we set our yard's grass on fire, it'll spread to the next five counties in 30 seconds if the wind is blowing. I didn't post this. I'm not responsible. Alcohol was not involved.
We're going to fry a turkey. A redneck thing. And there's always a fire. The oil boils over, it gets on the 9000 horsepower gas burner....that's part of the fun.
But we're in a no-burn zone. If we set our yard's grass on fire, it'll spread to the next five counties in 30 seconds if the wind is blowing. I didn't post this. I'm not responsible. Alcohol was not involved.
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