Now of course it's poor form to mock anyone's name -- especially if you're trying to sell 'em something.
. But it is foreseeable that when a parent saddles their kid with some sort of made-up, nonsense, jibber-jabber "freestyle" name such as "Abcde" (apparently pronounced AB-City), you're gonna need to develop a thick skin.
And if you've got a name like "AB-City", you'd better be working on your "six pack" . . . .
All this, recalls the old 1960s Johnny Cash tune about an arguably misnamed boy . . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4 (maybe that one is too politically-incorrect for today's microaggression "snowflake" generation.)
Or maybe the old alphabet joke . . .
ABCD puppies?
LMNO puppies.
OSMR!
CMPN . . . .
I'm wondering if the kid's sibling will be named Qwerty? Or ZYXWVU?
. But it is foreseeable that when a parent saddles their kid with some sort of made-up, nonsense, jibber-jabber "freestyle" name such as "Abcde" (apparently pronounced AB-City), you're gonna need to develop a thick skin.
And if you've got a name like "AB-City", you'd better be working on your "six pack" . . . .
All this, recalls the old 1960s Johnny Cash tune about an arguably misnamed boy . . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4 (maybe that one is too politically-incorrect for today's microaggression "snowflake" generation.)
Or maybe the old alphabet joke . . .
ABCD puppies?
LMNO puppies.
OSMR!
CMPN . . . .
I'm wondering if the kid's sibling will be named Qwerty? Or ZYXWVU?
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