Meeting In the Middle - 1/2 Mile

[pdub]

VERY cool! Sounds like an excellent start on your quest.

Dan

He wants me on TV. Good grief.....what have I DONE? I've got a better face for radio........

[Red_Kitty]

I need about a 1000 foot tall ramp set up at the start line sloping steadily downhill to the 1-mile time trap. With gigantic fans on both sides every 50 feet or so blowing air yonder way. Then Red may see 153 MPH. Maybe, or he may blow up, too.

And then I'll get sued for....for trying to cheat. I'll have my lawyers contact all of their lawyers.

Nah, you just need this fuel molecule polarizer magnet doohickey I saw on eBay. Just wrap it round a fuel line and it increases power by 25%, while reducing fuel consumption at the same time. Then add the air intake vortex generator and you should be all set ......

Oh, and don't forget to spray all exterior body panels with this stuff to reduce drag:

[silver_bullet]

He wants me on TV. Good grief.....what have I DONE? I've got a better face for radio........

WWE Just lost MEAN Gene Okerlund...https://www.tmz.com/2019/01/03/mean-...njuries-death/,,, Probably warming you up to be the next great announcer!

[pdub]

ATTENTION !!!!! Patrick, please take down your flyer post from FB. It's not official, I went off too soon.

[SuperBuickGuy]

WWE Just lost MEAN Gene Okerlund...https://www.tmz.com/2019/01/03/mean-...njuries-death/,,, Probably warming you up to be the next great announcer!

I can 'see' it - Pdub dumping us to take a new gig calling WWE. I hope he remembers us little guys when he makes it big.

[pdub]

I can 'see' it - Pdub dumping us to take a new gig calling WWE. I hope he remembers us little guys when he makes it big.

Let me just say I did too much too soon.

[pdub]

Andy, you've made an impression upon the ECTA folks. Part of our conversation this evening was about YOU. And it was all good. You have done well, Grasshopper.

[silver_bullet]

ATTENTION !!!!! Patrick, please take down your flyer post from FB. It's not official, I went off too soon.

It's gonna be difficult but I'll try... lotsa people have seen it and liked it... I was just following your post... and mentioned for more details, see the ECTA page...

[pdub]

It's gpnna be difficult but I'll try... lotsa people have seen it and liked it... I was just following your post... and mentioned for more details, see the ECTA page...

The info on my flyer was accurate. I'd rather not elaborate, but I did it too soon. I didn't know what my job is supposed to be. I did it too soon, my bad entirely. I've got more than a lot to learn about how things work. I'd rather leave it at that, and go to bed. This is still a great thing, it was just not my turn to do that. I didn't know, I didn't understand. Well, I MISunderstood.

Thank you as always Patrick. My head is kinda spinning. It's.....

[silver_bullet]

NOW I can cause trouble big time and nobody can get away with it.

I did not enable this purchase!

[silver_bullet]

The info on my flyer was accurate. I'd rather not elaborate, but I did it too soon. I didn't know what my job is supposed to be. I did it too soon, my bad entirely. I've got more than a lot to learn about how things work. I'd rather leave it at that, and go to bed. This is still a great thing, it was just not my turn to do that. I didn't know, I didn't understand. Well, I MISunderstood.

Thank you as always Patrick. My head is kinda spinning. It's.....

Do not worry about it... get some rest... I double checked the ECTA page and verified that your information was correct also....

[pdub]

I did not enable this purchase!

Yep you missed your chance. And Andy has requested that I make a movie about opening the box that the movie camera came in. Bed, definitely. Way too much. I think I'm already too old for all of this stuff.

[Russell]

Can't believe I I missed it. I want a copy of the boot leg flyer with Red on it!

[pdub]

Can't believe I I missed it. I want a copy of the boot leg flyer with Red on it!

I can't do it Russell. I apologize, Brother.

[pdub]

Patrick, PM sent. thanks Brother!