new to me, but not "brand new"...brand used?

[SuperBuickGuy]

I'm close weigh wise.... I NEVER wear shorts, cut offs, and stuff like that because I do not wanna scare little kids...

I'd end up with an obscenity charge.... but when there's nothing there to cover up.... heck, I have to be careful wearing long pants.

[fatguyzinc]

my nickname was "starkist" in high school...somethin bout a tuna can, IDK.....

[Monster]

Anyhow ... since the previous owner had a 3" body lift with a 10" suspension lift, I'm betting he had the adjustments all on the longest settings possible. If you could adjust the suspension down to 8" that would be about a perfect ride height with improved travel.

[fatguyzinc]

Anyhow ... since the previous owner had a 3" body lift with a 10" suspension lift, I'm betting he had the adjustments all on the longest settings possible. If you could adjust the suspension down to 8" that would be about a perfect ride height with improved travel.

4 corner leafsprings/straight axles. short of removing leafs (and thats never exact, could be 1", or 2", or 3"....)
or changing the leaf spring completely, there are no adjustments. heck, the only thing you can align is toe, theres
no provision for caster/camber ( except for putting shims under leaf pack for caster maybe...)

[SuperBuickGuy]

my nickname was "starkist" in high school...somethin bout a tuna can, IDK.....

Anyhow ... since the previous owner had a 3" body lift with a 10" suspension lift, I'm betting he had the adjustments all on the longest settings possible. If you could adjust the suspension down to 8" that would be about a perfect ride height with improved travel.

I could go on, but I think we're not making the mod uncomfortable.... while I have no doubt of the nicknames, I question the depth of the field and the breadth of their knowledge.... in some places midgets are the giants.... just sayin' I've now insulted all of Hawaii.

[Monster]

4 corner leafsprings/straight axles, there are no adjustments.

Oh well, what's the term for someone right below "Brodozer" then ?

[fatguyzinc]

Oh well, what's the term for someone right below "Brodozer" then ?

"porkdozer"? i AM 350+ pounds.......

[fatguyzinc]

I could go on, but I think we're not making the mod uncomfortable.... while I have no doubt of the nicknames, I question the depth of the field and the breadth of their knowledge.... in some places midgets are the giants.... just sayin' I've now insulted all of Hawaii.

HEY !!! i resemble that remark......... my 8yr old niece just showed me a picture of
an albino gorilla and said it looked like me, and that she was officially nicknaming me
"HONKY KONG"....... d@mn kid. gotta love em.

[Monster]

"porkdozer"? i AM 350+ pounds.......

SOLD ... you are now officially riding in a PorkDozer !

[SuperBuickGuy]

I'm starting to think the real reason you lowered your Blazer had nothing to do with lift-height laws but more the law of gravity.

[fatguyzinc]

I'm starting to think the real reason you lowered your Blazer had nothing to do with lift-height laws but more the law of gravity.

actually, gravity is the reason for the double steps...dont worry, theres still
18"+ clearance under that second step-unless im wheeling over rocks the size
of igloo coolers i'll be fine.. and remember the wife is only 4'11" & 15/16,
so she has a hard time getting into it.... my fat @ss is tall enough to climb in
without any step--but it aint pretty........ theres a bit of grunting and sweating
involved.

[SuperBuickGuy]

actually, gravity is the reason for the double steps...dont worry, theres still
18"+ clearance under that second step-unless im wheeling over rocks the size
of igloo coolers i'll be fine.. and remember the wife is only 4'11" & 15/16,
so she has a hard time getting into it.... my fat @ss is tall enough to climb in
without any step--but it aint pretty........ theres a bit of grunting and sweating
involved.

all those words and not a denial among them.

[fatguyzinc]

SOLD ... you are now officially riding in a PorkDozer !

dangit, the dmv's vanity plate website wouldnt let me get
"PRK-DZR", said it was 'deemed as offensive'? did they think the
"PRK" was short for pr@ck? or is it a P.C. thing cause a certain
religious sect dont eat pork?

oh well. also tried and rejected for various reasons (including already taken
for some...) were---
SO-RAD
RAD-SUV
OLD-SUV
RAD K5
K5-BLZR
1982 K5
FATBOY
FATGUY
FATFCK
FATFKR
FT-BSTD
etc etc etc....oh well, ill figure something out.

[fatguyzinc]

"all those words and not a denial among them."



uumm.......why deny the obvious? hah hah.

[silver_bullet]

Fgzryd ???