How about the first-ever Guess That Wound Game? I'll start - this one happened just a few minutes ago. What do you think caused this superficial injury to my foot?
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I was going to guess a cooking fork. PW likes to cook and therefore would be subject to such a disaster.
But don't talk to me about cooking and/or food. I'm doing colonoscopy prep today and pretty much can't eat 'till noon tomorrow (assuming they're done messin' with my.....well, you know).
Dan
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Stude wins. I was unloading the dishwasher and fumbled a dinner fork and it fell straight tines-down like a Jart. If it was any heavier or had fallen any farther it would have stuck in my foot like the Sword in the Stone. I declare, I can find ways to get hurt when I least expect it. Me doing dangerous stuff is inherently safer.Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
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I'm doing colonoscopy prep today and pretty much can't eat 'till noon tomorrow (assuming they're done messin' with my.....well, you know).
It's like dentists. I can go to sleep half the time, and yet some folks fear them worse than Satan himself.
Last edited by studemax; August 25, 2019, 05:11 PM.Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince
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You had to bring up colonoscopies.... My last one the doctors insisted on before doing hemorrhoid surgery. The probe wasn't going around the last corner well so they kept thrusting it in aand out. I imagined it felt like being on the floor of a prison shower because of course I have no idea of what that feels like. Doctors are sadists.My hobby is needing a hobby.
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Originally posted by studemax View Post
I've had 2 colonoscopies and they were both a breeze. Don't understand the trepidation.
It's like dentists. I can go to sleep half the time, and yet some folks fear them worse than Satan himself.
Sorry we hijacked PW's thread to talk about butts.....
Dan
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Originally posted by RockJustRock View PostI cheated and used a big can of Country Time. By the time I finished what came out was pink AND cold!Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
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That has happened to me, but not during prep for 'in-you-endo".... Cold blasts emanating from my poopchute at full pressure, while splashback is making me clench my "purse string" (as my late grandmother used to call it). It was MOST unpleasant.Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince
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Originally posted by studemax View Post
I've had 2 colonoscopies and they were both a breeze. Don't understand the trepidation.
It's like dentists. I can go to sleep half the time, and yet some folks fear them worse than Satan himself.
2) that's great until you have TMJ - then a trip to the dentist is nearly a 10 on the pain scale.
Doing it all wrong since 1966
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I only had nitrous ONE TIME - when they pulled my "dead" wisdom tooth. Even with the gas (I asked the technician if she was into French kissing.... "He's ready, doctor!"), I shed tears and moaned in pain when the nerve was yanked and shown to me jumping on a white plate.
Cleaning, drilling, and all that doesn't bother me a bit. My teeth are far from perfect, but I pass on the drama.Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince
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Originally posted by studemax View PostI only had nitrous ONE TIME - when they pulled my "dead" wisdom tooth. Even with the gas (I asked the technician if she was into French kissing.... "He's ready, doctor!"), I shed tears and moaned in pain when the nerve was yanked and shown to me jumping on a white plate.
Cleaning, drilling, and all that doesn't bother me a bit. My teeth are far from perfect, but I pass on the drama.Doing it all wrong since 1966
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