I was waiting in line at the Dollar Tree the other day. I mean waiting, like at the DMV. Everything in that store costs a dollar. The lady in front of me, she had...well, about an hour later her bill came up to be $99. Plus, she and the cashier were talking local family gossip the whole time, slowly with the Tennessee drawl. So meanwhile Unit was over there rummaging through the DVD bin. She found one for offer - "Do you want this?" Sure, might as well. After all, it's nearly free and it even has three whole movies on it.
Folks, I submit The Junkman to be the very worst car action movie ever made. I mean, it's not lacking for car action and Dukes of Hazzard wrecks, but... at the end Unit and I just looked across the couch at each other at the same time...in bewilderment.
Then, for giggles, we started into Deadline Auto Theft. Wait a minute, I did something wrong with the remote. We're watching the same movie we just watched. Menu. Try again. Same movie again, what the.... well, they use the first 5 minutes of The Junkman to begin Deadline Auto Theft and then it starts going down a different script. An equally bad script. 10 minutes into Deadline and I bailed out. Time to start thinking some more about killing a rat.
Folks, I submit The Junkman to be the very worst car action movie ever made. I mean, it's not lacking for car action and Dukes of Hazzard wrecks, but... at the end Unit and I just looked across the couch at each other at the same time...in bewilderment.
Then, for giggles, we started into Deadline Auto Theft. Wait a minute, I did something wrong with the remote. We're watching the same movie we just watched. Menu. Try again. Same movie again, what the.... well, they use the first 5 minutes of The Junkman to begin Deadline Auto Theft and then it starts going down a different script. An equally bad script. 10 minutes into Deadline and I bailed out. Time to start thinking some more about killing a rat.
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