Merry Winter Solstice Holiday of Your Choice

[DanStokes]

Hope everyone is having a Happy Holiday. Not being politically correct - not everyone celebrates Christmas but most everyone celebrates SOMETHING around this time of year. So whatever your belief system I hope y'all are having a great time during this season.

Dan

[Captain]

Hyvaa Joulua !

[fatguyzinc]

Please accept without any obligation, either expressed or implied

- and most certainly without any implication of reciprocal obligation -

these following heartfelt and sincere best wishes for an environmentally
safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral
celebration of the Holiday of your choice that is chronologically proximal
to the Winter Solstice as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice.

bearing only the most profound respect for the religious and/or secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, even to include the choice of
some of these others not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

and conjoined with fervent wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
danger free and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted
calendar year - including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar,
but not without full and profound respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures.

Since these good wishes are engendered by multiple separate
Holidays which are chronologically proximal only by the accident of
their celebration, please feel to separate them and accept or reject one
while accepting or rejecting or taking a neutral position with regard to the
other.

The preceding wishes are extended to all hominids without regard
to the race, creed, age, physical ability, mental inability, body mass,
religious faith or lack thereof, or choice of computer platform and/or
the race, creed, age, physical ability, mental inability, body mass,
religious faith or lack thereof, or choice of computer platform and/or web
browser.

The wishes even go out to those who cannot decide if "taste's great" is
indeed more important than "less filling" and even to those who think
that this is a distinction of some importance to someone somewhere in some
galaxy in the known or as yet undiscovered universe.

No animals were harmed in the contemplation, composition, typing,
editing or transmission of this message.

No plants have been harmed - and none will be harmed - in the separate or
conjoined processes associated with this message if the recipient(s) is/are
sufficiently aware and disciplined to avoid printing the damned thing on a
piece of paper, which would contribute to the killing of a tree somewhere
on the planet and ultimately the occupation of space in a landfill
somewhere by the paper or a byproduct of the recycling of that paper unless
the paper is incinerated and thereby contributes to the greenhouse gas
accumulation on the planet that threatens to permit the building of beach
spas in Labrador sometime in the next half century.

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The recipient is responsible for all taxes - federal, state and local -
which may be imposed on such wishes.

Void where prohibited by law...

[Red_Kitty]

Happy Festivus to all!

[RockJustRock]

It will be a wondrous holiday for all except a few goats that get slaughtered. J/K

[65RHDEER]

Dan, as a person residing in the southern hemisphere I find the title of this thread offensive, it excludes me as part of the Bangshift family

[DanStokes]

I'm truly sorry and will accept 20 lashes. All you have to do is come up here and administer them. Nonetheless, I hope you have a Merry Holiday of your choice.

Dan

[fatguyzinc]

I'm truly sorry and will accept 20 lashes. All you have to do is come up here and administer them. Nonetheless, I hope you have a Merry Holiday of your choice.

Dan

wait--so you WANT him to come over and spank you?!?!?!!!

kinky.

[Eric]

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

And for some pg-13 holiday humor.

[Barry Donovan]

Please accept without any obligation, either expressed or implied

- and most certainly without any implication of reciprocal obligation -

these following heartfelt and sincere best wishes for an environmentally
safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral
celebration of the Holiday of your choice that is chronologically proximal
to the Winter Solstice as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice.

bearing only the most profound respect for the religious and/or secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, even to include the choice of
some of these others not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

and conjoined with fervent wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
danger free and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted
calendar year - including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar,
but not without full and profound respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures.

Since these good wishes are engendered by multiple separate
Holidays which are chronologically proximal only by the accident of
their celebration, please feel to separate them and accept or reject one
while accepting or rejecting or taking a neutral position with regard to the
other.

The preceding wishes are extended to all hominids without regard
to the race, creed, age, physical ability, mental inability, body mass,
religious faith or lack thereof, or choice of computer platform and/or
the race, creed, age, physical ability, mental inability, body mass,
religious faith or lack thereof, or choice of computer platform and/or web
browser.

The wishes even go out to those who cannot decide if "taste's great" is
indeed more important than "less filling" and even to those who think
that this is a distinction of some importance to someone somewhere in some
galaxy in the known or as yet undiscovered universe.

No animals were harmed in the contemplation, composition, typing,
editing or transmission of this message.

No plants have been harmed - and none will be harmed - in the separate or
conjoined processes associated with this message if the recipient(s) is/are
sufficiently aware and disciplined to avoid printing the damned thing on a
piece of paper, which would contribute to the killing of a tree somewhere
on the planet and ultimately the occupation of space in a landfill
somewhere by the paper or a byproduct of the recycling of that paper unless
the paper is incinerated and thereby contributes to the greenhouse gas
accumulation on the planet that threatens to permit the building of beach
spas in Labrador sometime in the next half century.

No electrons - or any other subatomic particles - were annihilated in the
transmission of these wishes over the Internet.

The recipient is responsible for all taxes - federal, state and local -
which may be imposed on such wishes.

Void where prohibited by law...

this reminds me, I ran out of toilet paper.
Merry xmas

[pdub]

In this day and age of correctness, it just HAD to finally happen...

[DanStokes]

wait--so you WANT him to come over and spank you?!?!?!!!

kinky.

Well no - but I'd love for Tim to come from Australia and hang out. I was just willing to take my punishment for leaving him out. Lashes are NOT spanking!

Dan

[65RHDEER]

One day Dan, one day. The plan for sometime in the future, post working, is to come over, buy an RV and do a solid look around North America. You're going to have to dwell for a while on how severe those 20 lashes are going to be!

[DanStokes]

I'll prepare a wet noodle for the occasion! As long as you're a non-smoker we have a guest room and aren't afraid to use it. And we live in a beautiful area with lovely seashore and beaches and great restaurants. Ask Russell - he'll back me up on this.

Dan

[silver_bullet]

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

And for some pg-13 holiday humor.

Merry Christmas! and God Bless us Every One!