Corvid-19

[studemax]

problem with using non TP is it will plug your septic system

Just read in the UK Daily Mail that sewer systems in London are plugging up because idiots are using SOCKS to clean their hindquarters.

[Monster]

A sock is a renewable resource, not an expendable commodity.

[pdub]

Just read in the UK Daily Mail that sewer systems in London are plugging up because idiots are using SOCKS to clean their hindquarters.

There was a blurb a day or two ago where the cops somewhere in Oregon were saying stop calling them to declare an emergency when you run out of toilet paper. They recommended magazine pages, etc. But they came up short, they did NOT say if you use magazine pages don't flush that down the commode. We expect a followup report where the cops are now getting called and blamed for stopped up toilets.

[pdub]

Hey Perry, DB sent this!

[oletrux4evr]

Toilets won't be the problem........sewage plants will be the problem. The backups will be monumental.

[RockJustRock]

Nevermind all that s**t, people are buying GUNS now!

[Captain]

Oh, here we go again......
$20.00 boxes of 22 rounds...

[RockJustRock]

I'm just waiting for folks to start catching bullets over the last roll of T paper or coughing too close.

[oletrux4evr]

Cancelled school and all related activities for the rest of the year here.

[Eric]

On hawaii and seems everything is shutting down . They are even floating the idea of stopping inter island flights .

[Captain]

Here in the Frozen Tundra, the Governor shut down ALL THE BARS !! Yesterday evening.
First Time Mandatory Bar Closures since Prohibition !!
Hell HAS FROZEN OVER !!!

The liquor store was open this morning when I ran into town to get brakes for the Timber Cruiser, Picked up a couple of cases of Leinies, just in case they order Shelter In Place.

The Zombie Apocalypse next ??
Should have stopped at the hardware store too and grabbed some 00 six ball buckshot......

[catchmeblue70]

Cancelled school and all related activities for the rest of the year here.

We (the university) just went to online classes for the rest of the semester, students have been told to move out, and graduation has been postponed, but I don't think they've made an announcement about K-12 yet to extend their at-home curriculum past early April. We just had the first confirmed case today in Bowling Green, so I hope none of y'all are coming to Beech Bend any time soon

[SuperBuickGuy]

it's just the flu. You have a better chance of dying from. Covid, as of today, 125,000 infected, 4,000 dead
2,000,000 dead.... those dead
#1 at 25% is heart disease
#2 at 20% (all numbers rounded) Cancer
3 - unintentional injuries (aka the Bangshift number) 6%
4 - chronic respiratory 6% (160,000)
5 - Stroke/heart disease 5%
6 - Altzheimer's 4%
7 - Diabetes 3%
8 - Influenza/pneumonia - 2%
9 - Kidney Disease 1.8%
10 - Suicide 47,000 .2%


Covid would be number 9.5
Keep also in mind that heart disease makes the list twice as does respiratory.

and worldwide numbers parallel the US numbers - and the total number dead per year is roughly 56 million out of 7 billion people

In short, you've a better chance if dying in a car accident caused by a heart attack on your way to the hospital for Covid treatment. Or dying of a heart attack while using your stored toilet paper.

and the point is color me worried when Covid hits number 3 on that list.... otherwise it's just background noise caused by a commercial media whose job is to sell bad news.

[RockJustRock]

4 rolls won't be enough.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/taco-survival-kit-comes-with-toilet-paper-restaurants-respond-to-coronavirus/2331606/?fbclid=IwAR28SZF-3yz3rAnI05hYd4GkUkk8nJSme2lTRdMag0m877liDH1aVZghnHM

[studemax]

Pre-war Chickasha Swap Meet cancelled. Pretty sure Jay Leno will be devastated.