Who made a killing in the stock market Thursday?

[Captain]

Listen Up Hozers.......
With a Large Artichian Spring at the end of my
private road.......I'm selling "Introductory Stock Offer" in
"DIET WATER" !!!!
All the Good Natural Flavor !
With ZERO Calories!
Gluten FREE!
No Animal Testing!
USDA inspected !
And NASCAR Approved Drug Testing Compliance!!

We are going to Package it in Pink Bottles,
And are working on Paris Hilton as our Spokesperson!!

Mail negotiable instruments to
P.O. Box 82 Late
Panama City, Panama 68907~Z 1

[studemax]

Is it nitrate free? How about all natural colors? Is it free range water? Cruelty free?

[Captain]

STUDE DUDE....
Welcome ABOARD !!!!
You are My Marketing Director !!!

We are under a "Salary Cap" but the
STOCK OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED !!!

[pdub]

^^^ I want in! If the diet water goes global we can divest and branch out into producing nuclear power radiation filters for home electrical outlets. I've been thinking about that for a long time and the folks in the big cities will gobble 'em up if we can get the My Pillow guy to do our commercials on TV for us. Our IPO will be the chance of a lifetime for casual investors.

[RockJustRock]

I've read every account of this. Watched all seasons of Billions on Showtime. I'll never understand why someone would want a hedge fund to borrow shares of a stock to short. Why not just sell it off your self? Also I can't believe how investors just ignore the REAL business. GameStop is not looking good because their primary product is being displaced by subscriptions and digital delivery. The Redditors can stir things up all they like but it doesn't change the fact GameStop is looking at a future of selling fewer and fewer boxed games.

[studemax]

^^^ You are totally missing the point. ^^^
It's not about GameStop.

[corvettedad]

My friends nobodies son took them for over half a million.

I misspoke on friends son, he became an instant millionaire!! Bout time one the home boys made it to the Big Time.